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Godwyn
Senior Otaku
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Joined: 25 Oct 2004 |
 Posted: Fri Apr 29, 2005 12:46 am Post subject: |
When one visits Las Vegas they are not entering a city but in fact Vin Diesel's colorful anus.
If its true I am glad I have not been there, and it alone may stop me from my gambling binge I had planned for there. |
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Monkey of Teh slack!
Hokey religions are no match for a good blaster at yer side, kid!-Liska, http://mynarskiforest.purrsia.com/
Togateiru Fohku Kohgeki!!!-Elliot http://www.elgoonishshive.com/
I'm voting for WotC. They have the rhetorical advantage, obviously.-Shandriz |
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BWS-1
Otaku Lord
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Joined: 25 Sep 2002 |
| Posted: Fri Apr 29, 2005 12:59 am Post subject: |
Vin Diesel taught Jesus how to walk on water after Jesus beat him in an eight hour Greco-Roman wrestling match.
ahaha, Jesus and Vin getting along so well ... it almost makes sence!  |
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KENYA BELEIVE IT!
Q:What year were you born?
A: Yeah.
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BWS-1 (Sword)
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reaper
I miss you Shar
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Joined: 28 Dec 2002 |
| Posted: Fri Apr 29, 2005 1:08 am Post subject: |
Vin Diesel once sneezed so hard a nearby building exploded. Upon seeing the explosion, Vin Diesel flew around the world counterclockwise fast enough to reverse time. After he had reversed time for 10 minutes, He went back to the building and went inside. He then punched Stalin in the face. Thus, Communism fell.
well there ya go lol |
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All religion is a defense against a religious experience - Carl Jung
The power of philosophy floats through my head, light like a feather, heavy as lead - Bob Marley
The pioneers of a warless world are the youth that refuse military service - Albert Einstein |
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shadokastur
Patience to see and strength to do. That is all.
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Joined: 26 Jan 2003 |
| Posted: Fri Apr 29, 2005 2:03 am Post subject: |
Vin Diesel never ever acts as Vin Diesel. All the time, he is impersonating an imaginary italian actor named Paolo, who is in turn impersonating Vin Diesel. Since both Paolo and Vin Diesel are first-rate impersonators, nobody ever notices. But Paolo's work has more merit, since English in not his first language.
Ciao! |
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After our battle, I will keep the ash to remember you by. ~Phayne~
It is all that is left unsaid upon which tragedies are built. ~Darth Traya~ |
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BWS-1
Otaku Lord
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Joined: 25 Sep 2002 |
| Posted: Fri Apr 29, 2005 7:10 pm Post subject: |
Darn it! I think we killed the site!
X_x
Am I the only one that kept the page up and refreshed it about 200 times last night?
^^;
... nop it works again!
Vin Diesel is responsible for single-handedly keeping Quebec part of Canada.
That bastard! |
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KENYA BELEIVE IT!
Q:What year were you born?
A: Yeah.
W.-A. (-workaholics-anonymous-) |
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ACC: 999
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BWS-1 (Sword)
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Suna-chan
Otaku Master
Age: 36
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Joined: 22 May 2003 |
| Posted: Sat Apr 30, 2005 1:41 am Post subject: |
Ok...this site never seems to run out of new things. I officially love it..
and my stomach hurts from laughing so hard at some of the absurdities! |
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"Quebeker slang 101, with Guillaume Duval! Also, read his famous book ''How to speak like a VRAIS quebecois!'' ~BWS-1 |
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Euphoria & Dysphoria (Blades)
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RuneLateralus
Otaku Knight
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Joined: 27 Sep 2002 |
| Posted: Sat Apr 30, 2005 4:45 am Post subject: |
His teeth are each separate, intelligent beings.
I don't know about that...but I do know he has the word Melchor tattooed on him....which was the name of his D&D character. |
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make like siamese twins and split...and one of you die. |
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Skylah
Hips Don't Lie
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Joined: 25 Mar 2003 |
| Posted: Sat Apr 30, 2005 10:13 am Post subject: |
The only language he can not speak is English. All his voice work is over dubbed by James Earl Jones, but heavily modified by software to be unrecognizable. His lip movements are synched up via hand manipulation of the source film. |
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Practice makes Perfect, BUT Nothing is Perfect.. So why Practice?? |
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shadokastur
Patience to see and strength to do. That is all.
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Joined: 26 Jan 2003 |
| Posted: Sat Apr 30, 2005 11:18 am Post subject: |
When dating girls of Chinese origin, he serenades them by parking his 83 Toyota Tracel under their window and turning his tricked out system as loud as it will go to the song "I'm in love wit chu" by Da Brat...ironically all his Chinese girls have had the last name Chu. |
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After our battle, I will keep the ash to remember you by. ~Phayne~
It is all that is left unsaid upon which tragedies are built. ~Darth Traya~ |
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Ultrawolf
Mr. Roarke
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Joined: 04 Jul 2003 |
| Posted: Sat Apr 30, 2005 11:37 am Post subject: |
Upon a successful saving throw against an otherwise fatal attack, Vin Diesel becomes the Avatar of Destruction for 4d6 rounds. If he is good or neutral aligned, you may check the Errata for another appropriate demidiety. |
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