Random facts about Vin Diesel

shadokastur · Posted: Sat Apr 30, 2005 4:59 pm Post subject:

Vin Diesel does not have opposable thumbs, He does, however, have a prehensile tail.

BWS-1 · Otaku Lord Gender: Joined: 25 Sep 2002

When Vin Diesel is bored he farts into a pool of water which then attracts stray cats and ironically stray dogs, then he watches them fight to the death, he likes it best when the dogs win and celebrates their victory by eating a guitar

The randomness is killing me ... o my the mental images ...

HAHAHA

Skylah · Hips Don't Lie Gender: Joined: 25 Mar 2003

Vin Diesel once told a joke that was so funny that God laughed.

Keiji · The Official Candy Kitty Gender: Joined: 04 Oct 2004

Vin Diesel shot the Sheriff, but he swears it was in self defense.

Boo · Senior Otaku Gender: Joined: 29 Sep 2004

The Vatican rejected "The Gospel According to Vin Diesel" for the first edition of the New Testament, as at 37 pages it was 2 pages too long. Saint Diesel refused to shorten his account crying, "YOU CANNOT CENSOR THE TRUTH!"

shadokastur · Posted: Mon May 02, 2005 1:40 pm Post subject:

Vin Diesel just flew in from New York and boy are his arms tired.

Shinigami Banchou · Posted: Mon May 02, 2005 2:01 pm Post subject:

Vin Diesel removed the word victory from the French language after conquering France in 6 hours using only a salad fork. During the campaign, all French deodorant manufacturing plants were destroyed.

Vin Diesel was once the curator for a major metropolitan art museum. One weekend, every work in the museum was stolen at once. Vin was able to copy them all perfectly during a 14 hour cocaine binge while he had sex with 8000 supermodels. The only mistake was a single smudge of paint on the lapel of his otherwise immaculate white jacket.

Vin Diesel invented Manwich using meat he found in plastic bags behind Abortion clinics.

During the dark ages, Vin Diesel narrowly avoided being burned at the stake by building a bridge out of five witches.

Buda · Maille smith extrodanair Gender: Joined: 30 Sep 2004

Vin Diesel was once in a bar room brawl with Hulk Hogan, Regis Philbin, the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders, and Tyrannosaurus Rex. The argument started when Philbin claimed that Steven Segal could whip Jean Claude Van Damme’s ass. Hogan begged to differ. Vin claimed he could take them both, blindfolded. Everyone became enraged, and things boiled over. The T-Rex was taking his evening jog (because his fiancé told him he’s starting to get a beer belly) and just happened to see the commotion, so he took the opportunity to get a quick snack. Vin ate him too, and later remarked that he was much more ‘sinewy’ than the cheerleaders.

Vin Diesel invented drugs so everybody could experience his life in brief spurts.

Vin Diesel's freezing point is below 0 kelvins.

Vin Diesel had sex with a cardboard box on a bet. The box got pregnant and later had a child. That child was Kevin Eubanks.

Vin Diesel sneezes in reverse.

shadokastur · Posted: Tue May 03, 2005 5:12 pm Post subject:

Vin Diesel urinates 1999 Chilean Merlot.

shadokastur · Posted: Wed May 04, 2005 12:14 pm Post subject:

Did you guys see that you can submit your own Vin Diesel fact?

Oh this is going to be fun!