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BWS-1
Otaku Lord
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Joined: 25 Sep 2002 |
 Posted: Wed May 04, 2005 1:47 pm Post subject: |
I submitted 2 already  I wonder if they'll ever come up! |
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KENYA BELEIVE IT!
Q:What year were you born?
A: Yeah.
W.-A. (-workaholics-anonymous-) |
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Wins 60 - Losses 39
Level 12 |
EXP: 5439
HP: 2403
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STR: 801
END: 801
ACC: 999
AGI: 999
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BWS-1 (Sword)
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Buda
Maille smith extrodanair
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Joined: 30 Sep 2004 |
| Posted: Wed May 04, 2005 3:00 pm Post subject: |
Vin Diesel is powered by the tears of the Chupakabra.
It takes Vin Diesel 6 cases of beer, 2 handles of vodka, 4 bottles of wine, 3 gallons of rubbing alcohol, and 17 Tic-Tacs just to get a buzz.
Only Nancy Sinatra has ever looked Vin Diesel straight in the eyes and lived to tell about it. |
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Avatar art by Scrum Yummy (and its awsome)
| Quote: | Recently I overheard two co-workers, the first of which was training the other one.
Co-Worker #1: "A boolean variable has two possible values: true or false."
Co-Worker #2: "Umm...true?" |
Last edited by Buda on Wed May 04, 2005 3:18 pm; edited 1 time in total |
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Wins 56 - Losses 66
Level 13 |
EXP: 2709
HP: 3135
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STR: 755
END: 1190
ACC: 1090
AGI: 665
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Tharael, Brooding Evil (Sword)
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ProductoftheBox
Rookie
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Joined: 03 May 2005 |
| Posted: Wed May 04, 2005 3:06 pm Post subject: |
Vin Diesel once made love to Marv Albert, then proceeding to dunk him in creamed corn while singing "I'm a Little Teapot". He is unable to remember either why he did this or the act itself. |
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This is not a symptomatic response of pointless teenage angst. This is my objection to your opressive right to authority, which I now deny in the light of my own needs.
Viva Che!
Quiero tu novia en mi cama anoche, lover! |
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Ultrawolf
Mr. Roarke
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Joined: 04 Jul 2003 |
| Posted: Wed May 04, 2005 4:18 pm Post subject: |
Vin Diesel breeds Tamagochi's for the rich as a second job.
Despite his rugged, masculine looks; Vin Diesel is actually a woman.
Vin Diesel sleeps once every 2 weeks, for half an hour, standing up, with his eyes open, and he looks pissed off. |
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Wins 115 - Losses 130
Level 17 |
EXP: 831
HP: 2800
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STR: 1000
END: 900
ACC: 1100
AGI: 1000
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Legacy (Shotgun)
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shadokastur
Patience to see and strength to do. That is all.
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Joined: 26 Jan 2003 |
| Posted: Wed May 04, 2005 6:36 pm Post subject: |
I submitted the following 3:
1 in 6 pinatas will contain Vin Diesel.
Vin Diesel was actually one of the original cast
members of 'Friends' but, against all scientific
knowledge and Nature, he kept impregnating David
Schwimmer (Ross). When asked about this, Vin Diesel
simply replied, "David's a beautiful person and I just
hope he makes the right decision this time." Soon
after our interview David gave birth to a beautiful
litter of kittens... with fangs.
Vin Diesel is a good source of 9 vitamins and
minerals, making him and excellent part of this
nutritious breakfast.
Still going. |
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After our battle, I will keep the ash to remember you by. ~Phayne~
It is all that is left unsaid upon which tragedies are built. ~Darth Traya~ |
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Wins 13 - Losses 19
Level 6 |
EXP: 2469
HP: 1450
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STR: 550
END: 450
ACC: 800
AGI: 1200
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Lux Lucideus (Partisan)
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shadokastur
Patience to see and strength to do. That is all.
Gender:
Joined: 26 Jan 2003 |
| Posted: Fri May 06, 2005 1:32 pm Post subject: |
Vin Diesel created both Mac and PC. Bill Gates and Steve Jobs are just hand puppets he uses. The whole thing is just to entertain him as he wistfully wishes for a much simpler time of pirate dinosaurs and flying pyramids manned by busty Nympho Amazonians.
Ahh yes. The good old days. |
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After our battle, I will keep the ash to remember you by. ~Phayne~
It is all that is left unsaid upon which tragedies are built. ~Darth Traya~ |
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Wins 13 - Losses 19
Level 6 |
EXP: 2469
HP: 1450
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STR: 550
END: 450
ACC: 800
AGI: 1200
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Lux Lucideus (Partisan)
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60 Cycle Om
Junior Otaku
Joined: 01 Sep 2004 |
| Posted: Sun May 15, 2005 3:38 pm Post subject: |
I'm sorry guys I just can't stop!!!
Vin Diesel invented Earl Grey tea by boiling a guy named Earl Grey alive and drinking the broth. |
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 May fortune shine upon you! 
"Well I be done seen 'bout evrything when I see an elephant fly!" ~(The Crows from Disney's Dumbo)
"The only devils in the world are those running around in our own hearts - that is where the battle should be fought."
- Mahatma Gandhi |
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Wins 0 - Losses 0
Level 1 |
EXP: 0
HP: 2000
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STR: 1000
END: 500
ACC: 500
AGI: 500
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The Single Dagger (Sword)
(200 - 300) |
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