What's your Syndrome?

Yunni · Is a broken record. Gender: Joined: 15 Jul 2005

Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with
Yunni's Syndrome

Cause:genetically-modified sausages
Symptoms:excessive moodiness, red eye, vomiting blood
Cure:fresh air

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Shino · Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2005 11:37 am Post subject:

Bad luck! You are suffering from
Christopheritis.

Cause: a significant alignment of the stars

Symptoms: rashes, frequent arm numbness, leg swelling

Cure: fresh air

Bad luck! You are suffering from
Shinorosis.

Cause: early mornings

Symptoms: hovering, squawking, rotten teeth

Cure: take a dozen vitamin C tablets a day until it goes away

OH THE HORROR!

Therin · Gloompf. Iggle! Gender: Joined: 24 Sep 2002

Yummy ^_^

Congratulations! You are suffering from
Therin's Disease.

Cause: sexually transmitted

Symptoms: metallic spots, feverishness, drooping eyelids, mildly yellow spots

Cure: sleep

BWS-1 · Otaku Lord Gender: Joined: 25 Sep 2002

I'm afraid it's bad news. You are suffering from
BWS-1's Disorder.

Cause: natural sign of ageing

Symptoms: grimacing, extreme hypothermia, blinking, mild abdominal pain

Cure: bleach

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It's just as I feared. You are suffering from
Guillaume's Disorder.

Cause: computer virus

Symptoms: ringing in the ears, mildly swollen appendix, death

Cure: eat more toast

Haha, death is but a symptom of the disorder o-o ... scary

Zinka · Otaku Knight Gender: Joined: 28 Sep 2004

Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with Jessicaitis
Cause: overwork
Symptoms: thirst for human blood, vertigo, automatic writing, hovering
Cure:paint a black cross on your front door and wait

Suna-chan · Otaku Master Age: 36 Gender: Joined: 22 May 2003

You are suffering from
Suna's Syndrome.

Cause: Egyptian curse

Symptoms: vague bone pain, mild constipation, occasional vertigo, neck lengthening

Cure: infect someone else

... so uh....who wants to let me infect them? :p
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You are suffering from
Lissy's Syndrome.

Cause: thinking too hard

Symptoms: pointy ears, horn growth on forehead, extreme 80s haircut

Cure: eat more sausages

sausage, eh? Let's go to GERMANY! woohoo

Blackmage · Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2005 1:42 am Post subject:

Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with Dustin's Disease

Cause: unknown
Symptoms: vague hot flushes, orange skin, euphoria
Cure: exercise

Hahahahaha

fudge it wont let me delete the post above

Shandriz · Your Death Shall be Swift Gender: Joined: 28 Sep 2003

Good lord! You are suffering from
Shandriz's Lurgy.

Cause: cursed amulet

Symptoms: abdominal swelling, panic attacks, coughing, acne

Cure: prayer

BWAHAHA! PRAYER IS YOUR ONLY HOPE AGAINST TEH SHAN DISEASE! ^____^

Shino · Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2005 9:14 am Post subject:

~Tsuki~ · Resident Book Worm Gender: Joined: 30 Sep 2003

I'm afraid it's bad news. You are suffering from
Rebekahosis.
Cause: too much sleep

Symptoms: occasional acne, ability to fly, delusions

Cure: acupuncture

hmm sleep is good tho