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Ming
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 04, 2003 9:51 am    Post subject:

Ever see the one with the kid hitting his friend over the head with a shovel? That's a classic...

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 04, 2003 2:49 pm    Post subject:

Demon angel

One of my favorites has to be a clip from 'Bull Durham' where Kevin Costner, the catcher, tells Tim Robbins, the pitcher, to hit their mascot Bull with a 90mph fastball

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 04, 2003 4:53 pm    Post subject:

Or in Happy Gilmore when he break's Chub's fake hand. That so should NOT be funny! But it is!

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Righty The Wonder Ghoul
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 04, 2003 5:06 pm    Post subject:

or in happy gilmore when chubs falls out the window and he looks out and there's the quiet guy shaking his head. i thought the guy just made a sad scene hillarious.

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Ming
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 04, 2003 7:17 pm    Post subject:

Naw...the best in Happy Gilmore is when the little kid gets in the batting cage to copy Happy, and when the ball hits him, he falls over. Classic!

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 05, 2003 7:22 pm    Post subject:

That's always a good one. Then there's Monty Python. Those guys cornered the market on black humor.

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 05, 2003 8:20 pm    Post subject:

Demon angel

"THIS, IS AN EX-PARROT!"

Yeah, humor would not be humor if it weren't for silly Cambridge boys who liked telling dirty jokes

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 07, 2003 10:42 pm    Post subject:

There was a girl...who drowned. Recently. She was floating in the ocean, Looking for Spongebob when she drowned...



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PostPosted: Fri Mar 07, 2003 10:53 pm    Post subject:

AHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH!!!!!!!!!

im real bad Devil

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 07, 2003 11:07 pm    Post subject:

Wow... that should NOT be funny. Not at all.

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