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GAAZ MOD Black Sheep Commander

Gender:  Joined: 14 Oct 2002 |
Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2003 6:23 pm Post subject: |
Child Pandering
2002 Honorable Mention
Confirmed True by Darwin
(19 October 2002, Portugal) Parents take note! Catering to a child's tantrum can have dire consequences, as a Caldelas mother recently discovered. When her four-year-old son refused to eat his soup unless she let him play with a gun, she handed it over -- and was promptly shot in the stomach by an accidental discharge. Although she survived, her dangerously questionable parenting practices earn her an Honorable Mention.
http://www.darwinawards.com/
You can not sit there and tell me parenting has not gone down-hill over the past couple years. Feel free to go to the site and post yer faves. |
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Aindriahhn Auralyth: Chosen of Wind

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Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2003 6:34 pm Post subject: |
Ahh, the Darwin awards, one of the many awards I hope to never win... |
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Righty The Wonder Ghoul brown belt gravy ninja of boiled animal fat dojo

Joined: 14 Feb 2003 |
Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2003 6:38 pm Post subject: |
Jato. check that one out. theres also the one where the polish guy wanted to prove he was a man so he cut off his head with a chainsaw. who says poles arent dumb :p |
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Tobias *explodes*

Age: 38 Gender:  Joined: 17 Jan 2003 |
Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2003 6:55 pm Post subject: |
lol, then there was the honorable mention of lawn chair larrry...that was quality
and of course, the funniest darwin award winner in my opinion, was a dude who wanted a soda out of the vending machine, and it wouldnt give it to him, so he tipped the machine, and it fell on him and killed him...what an idiot |
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Reverend I kin

Age: 41 Gender:  Joined: 21 Oct 2002 |
Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2003 11:18 pm Post subject: |
Always check to see whether or not it is known if the winner has already spawned, it's very important to know if the gene pool still needs more clhorine |
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Sperrit Chosen of Earth

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Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2003 2:59 pm Post subject: |
My fav: Two guys are sitting around with nothing to do. SO one says: Let's play Russian Roulette! Make's sense right? :uhuh: So the first doofus pulls out a semiautomatic pistol, puts one bullet into it and shoots himself in the head. I was laughing SO hard!
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Tobias *explodes*

Age: 38 Gender:  Joined: 17 Jan 2003 |
Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2003 3:06 pm Post subject: |
just a question...why is it so funny to hear about other people killing themselves? speically when it is a dumb way?
just asking.
i like the honorable mention where a guy goes to fix his motorcycle, and it starts up and goes into drive, and drives through his house. the gas leaks into the toilet bowl from the bike, which ended its drive in the bathroom. Also, the guy got attached to the bike while it was driving, so he got dragged all around. But thats not the end of it.
remember that gas in teh toilet? well, the dude comes back from the hospital, and pops a cigar in his mouth while sitting on the bowl. He throws it in the toilet...while he is in the bowl! I think you can tell what happens after that. but thats not all!!
The same ambulence crew that came for the dude's motorcycle accident came to get him from his small explosion. when they asked the wife what happened, she explained in detail what happened. All of the ambulence dudes start to laugh, and drop the stretcher, and the guy, down his steps
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Sperrit Chosen of Earth

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Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2003 3:21 pm Post subject: |
If you want the answer to that question then you need look no farther than the Black Humor Topic.
Of course, I'm not sure if we went into WHY it was funny.... Hmm....
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Reverend I kin

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Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2003 4:10 pm Post subject: |
Ah, black humor, how else would we get by in this world |
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Righty The Wonder Ghoul brown belt gravy ninja of boiled animal fat dojo

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Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2003 7:33 pm Post subject: |
definately the one where the guys play russian roulette with sticks of dynamite seeing who could keep it lit in their mouth the longest.
there were no survivors.:p |
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