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Metal Man
Mastermind
Gender: 
Joined: 24 Sep 2002 |
 Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2003 7:52 pm Post subject: |
A truly Canadian Apology to the USA...
Courtesy of Rick Mercer from This Hour Has 22 Minutes CBC Television:
On behalf of Canadians everywhere I'd like to offer an apology to the United States of America.
We haven't been getting along very well recently and for that, I am truly sorry.
I'm sorry we called George Bush a moron. He is a moron but, it wasn't nice of us to point it out.
If it's any consolation, the fact that he's a moron shouldn't reflect poorly on the people of America. After all it's not like you actually elected him.
I'm sorry about our softwood lumber. Just because we have more trees than you doesn't give us the right to sell you lumber that's cheaper and better than your own.
I'm sorry we beat you in Olympic hockey.
In our defense I guess our excuse would be that our team was much, much, much, much better than yours.
I'm sorry we burnt down your white house during the war of 1812. I notice you've rebuilt it! It's very nice.
I'm sorry about your beer. I know we had nothing to do with your beer but, we feel your pain.
I'm sorry about our waffling on Iraq. I mean, when you're going up against a crazed dictator, you wanna have your friends by your side.
I realize it took more than two years before you guys pitched in against Hitler, but that was different. Everyone knew he had weapons.
And finally on behalf of all Canadians, I'm sorry that we're constantly apologizing for things in a passive-aggressive way which is really just a thinly veiled criticism. I sincerely hope that you're not upset over this.
We've seen what you do to countries you get upset with.
Thank you.
(NOTE: This is a JOKE. Do not take it as anything else, please, I don't want to spark another debate =_=) |
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Katana
is a confusion burrito.
Age: 36
Gender: 
Joined: 22 Jan 2003 |
| Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2003 8:04 pm Post subject: |
Its ok, MetalMan. On the inside, we're all a little canadian ^^ |
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"How nice -- To feel nothing, and still get credit for being alive." --Vonnegut
"if i were you, I'd stop pestering the redhead with the temper that can destroy the souls of grown men and women and little children along with their bodies and the house they're hiding in" -My Fiancee (About me, of course.)
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Righty The Wonder Ghoul
brown belt gravy ninja of boiled animal fat dojo
Joined: 14 Feb 2003 |
| Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2003 8:51 pm Post subject: |
i should kill you. but im too lazy... even tho ontario is closer than Washington DC. oh and canada, wheres your army? |
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haha i may have no; girlfriend, friends, life, good looks, good grades, car, job, chance at succeeding, chance in hell, or anything. BUT, i play bass in a band.
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Metal Man
Mastermind
Gender:
Joined: 24 Sep 2002 |
| Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2003 8:56 pm Post subject: |
We use yours. It's easy and we get free healthcare in return for not having to support a large military. |
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Minosheep
Doesn't get a custom rank.
Age: 36
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Joined: 27 Oct 2002 |
| Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2003 9:16 pm Post subject: |
NICE PO, first of all. 
And secondly, all of those are very valid points... I hate the way Bush is handling this. |
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Katana
is a confusion burrito.
Age: 36
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Joined: 22 Jan 2003 |
| Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2003 9:22 pm Post subject: |
*hops up and down* His PO is pretty!
...I have CNN on constantly now-a-days... |
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"How nice -- To feel nothing, and still get credit for being alive." --Vonnegut
"if i were you, I'd stop pestering the redhead with the temper that can destroy the souls of grown men and women and little children along with their bodies and the house they're hiding in" -My Fiancee (About me, of course.)
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Shino
Fade into this fantasy, caught in the web of time
Age: 49
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Joined: 15 Sep 2002 |
| Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2003 9:47 pm Post subject: |
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Reverend
I kin
Age: 41
Gender:
Joined: 21 Oct 2002 |
| Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2003 12:04 am Post subject: |
It's alright, we all consider Canada the 51st state, and you consider us the dumb boyfriend who you can dupe into buying you diamonds and getting the drunks who hit on you to back off. It's a give and take relationship |
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Pot, Burden of Dilligence, One of the Pans of the aPOcalypse
PONY's Preacher Man
Token Social Scientist
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Akira
Ambers biotch
Age: 35
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Joined: 27 Oct 2002 |
| Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2003 8:32 am Post subject: |
wow ur po does look good dude, but canada gives us our maple syrup and what would america be without maple syrup? we would not have the eggo waffles comercials. so all i have to say is we need to settle our differences with as many countries as possible..we'll want as many allies as possible in this war. |
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Reverend
I kin
Age: 41
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Joined: 21 Oct 2002 |
| Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2003 3:43 pm Post subject: |
True, though we haven't been acting like it |
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Pot, Burden of Dilligence, One of the Pans of the aPOcalypse
PONY's Preacher Man
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