| Rei Ayanami vs Jesus - Lets get ready to rumble! |
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GAAZ
MOD Black Sheep Commander
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Joined: 14 Oct 2002 |
 Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2003 5:12 pm Post subject: |
Bad Linkage. And how can Jesus win? Again the guy is like WAY too nice. He'd sooner die to show a person the evils of their ways then throw a punch.
Instead of emmassing the wrath of God on the Romans (Think it was the Romans) when they were trying to oust him he said, (In very loose wording) "No my fathers children, you are plagued by the sins of your forefathers and I shall give my soul to you all to wash away the evil plaguing your minds, bodies, and souls."
Granted a couple years later there was a crusade that was fought in Gods name but still. Jesus tried to solve ALL the worlds problems by sacrificing himself.
Rei tried to solve all the worlds problems by blowin the shizzy outta it.
So.....Yeah..... |
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Sperrit
Chosen of Earth
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| Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2003 6:01 pm Post subject: |
I think Tobias' point is that Rei would eventually die after exhausting all her energy on trying to defeat Jesus, which can't really happen. But, since he doesn't know about Rei in depth then I'd still say it's up in the air.
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Alan
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| Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2003 8:12 am Post subject: |
All Rei would have to do is touch Jesus.
He'd pop and turn into a little puddle of primordial soup. (See: End of Evangelion).
Jesus held a mortal body. Thus, poppage. |
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Metal Man
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| Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2003 8:13 am Post subject: |
Sure, she can kill Jesus. AND she has a 3 day waiting period until their next battle. How cool is that?
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Shurikane
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| Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2003 9:18 am Post subject: |
Another thing. If Jesus touches Rei, he'd heal her. Not a good way to fight!!!  |
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Sperrit
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| Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2003 3:40 am Post subject: |
Yeah, but you have to remember Jesus' alter ego: The Old Testiment God with the fire and the brimstone and the End of the World coming out of his 4$$. And if Jesus turned into that... I know I wouldn't wanna fight him.
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Shurikane
Dim Panties As String
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| Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2003 9:13 am Post subject: |
I would! Give me a sword or an EVA and I'll fight the dude just like any other thingie.
Besides, it can't be worse than Omega Rugal, right? |
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Sperrit
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| Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2003 8:35 pm Post subject: |
But... he's like... God... and he'll UnMake you or something. Besides, how do you kill a guy that existed before the Universe? I mean... how do you kill something that lives on a plane where you can exist before anything else? Course, then we get into theology and that gets very messy....
Rei's a lot easier to understand.
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