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Legend
Queen of Terabithia
Age: 41
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Joined: 14 Oct 2005 |
 Posted: Sun Nov 12, 2006 10:38 am Post subject: |
...put these together with the Darwin awards, and we have both Natural Selection and the Failure thereof. |
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Close your eyes, but keep your Mind wide open.
If Everyone Cared, and Nobody Cried
If Everyone Loved, and Nobody Lied
If Everyone Shared, and Swallowed Their Pride
We'd see the Day Nobody Died.
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Level 6 |
EXP: 3938
HP: 2325
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STR: 775
END: 775
ACC: 675
AGI: 675
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P.M.S Standard (Shotgun)
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Shino
Fade into this fantasy, caught in the web of time
Age: 49
Gender: 
Joined: 15 Sep 2002 |
| Posted: Mon Nov 13, 2006 9:19 am Post subject: Re: Stella Awards |
| BK wrote: | | 5th Place (tie): Terrence Dickson of Bristol, Pennsylvania, was leaving a house he had just finished robbing by way of the garage. He was not able to get the garage door to go up since the automatic door opener was malfunctioning. He couldn't re-enter the house because the door connecting the house and garage locked when he pulled it shut. The family was on vacation, and Mr. Dickson found himself locked in the garage for eight days. He subsisted on a case of Pepsi he found, and a large bag of dry dog food. He sued the homeowner's insurance claiming the situation caused him undue mental anguish. The jury agreed, to the tune of $500,000. |
OK, all of them show the horrible side of being in America. People get rewarded for being idiots.
What makes this one even worse is that the guy didn't realize that the little rope that hanes down from the Garage door opener track releases the openers hold on the door and he could have just lifted it.
And... after you've broken into the house.. does it really matter... he could have easily busted down the door back into the house. Those aren't usually the heavy insulated doors like the ones that lead to the outside.
Retards! |
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So many games... so little time
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Wins 190 - Losses 169
Level 21 |
EXP: 11590
HP: 3150
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STR: 1050
END: 1050
ACC: 1200
AGI: 1200
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Bianco & Nero (Sabers)
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Terin
Huzzah!
Gender:
Joined: 27 Oct 2003 |
| Posted: Mon Nov 13, 2006 11:03 am Post subject: Re: Stella Awards |
| Shino wrote: | | BK wrote: | | 5th Place (tie): Terrence Dickson of Bristol, Pennsylvania, was leaving a house he had just finished robbing by way of the garage. He was not able to get the garage door to go up since the automatic door opener was malfunctioning. He couldn't re-enter the house because the door connecting the house and garage locked when he pulled it shut. The family was on vacation, and Mr. Dickson found himself locked in the garage for eight days. He subsisted on a case of Pepsi he found, and a large bag of dry dog food. He sued the homeowner's insurance claiming the situation caused him undue mental anguish. The jury agreed, to the tune of $500,000. |
OK, all of them show the horrible side of being in America. People get rewarded for being idiots.
What makes this one even worse is that the guy didn't realize that the little rope that hanes down from the Garage door opener track releases the openers hold on the door and he could have just lifted it.
And... after you've broken into the house.. does it really matter... he could have easily busted down the door back into the house. Those aren't usually the heavy insulated doors like the ones that lead to the outside.
Retards! |
Yeah but I think
1. You have to be dumb/desperate/not in a healthy state of mind to break into a home
2. Not thinking straight after a diet of coke and kibble.
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Level 10 |
EXP: 4282
HP: 2330
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STR: 850
END: 740
ACC: 1000
AGI: 710
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