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BWS-1
Otaku Lord
Gender: 
Joined: 25 Sep 2002 |
 Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 3:07 am Post subject: |
| Shurikane wrote: | | I pod up there to see what's up, and watch in horror as those two guys proceed to n00b-rush the enemy Titan corridor again and again, each time getting destroyed by Claymores, RDX packs, or both. Figuring there's nothing to lose, I peek inside the corridor at the cost of an obvious death, and see that the corridor is heavily guarded by four enemy soldiers. Despite my orders, the two guys stay and keep on n00b-rushing. |
I'll repeat.
Bots.
'Cause there's no more ''I.'' in anything ''human controlled'' ... rely on ''A.I.'' |
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KENYA BELEIVE IT!
Q:What year were you born?
A: Yeah.
W.-A. (-workaholics-anonymous-) |
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Wins 60 - Losses 39
Level 12 |
EXP: 5439
HP: 2403
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STR: 801
END: 801
ACC: 999
AGI: 999
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BWS-1 (Sword)
(415 - 415) |
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Silver Adept
Otaku Lord
Age: 42
Gender:
Joined: 20 May 2003 |
| Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 11:55 am Post subject: |
Well, this is what happens when your team is composed of mixed skill-level types. Occasionally you get a good squad. Occasionally you get people that haven't mastered the art of running and shooting at the same time. |
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Sir Silver Adept, KCI. Check out the Knights of Jubal if you want to revive chivalrous behavior.
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Wins 293 - Losses 240
Level 23 |
EXP: 2163
HP: 3375
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STR: 1125
END: 1125
ACC: 1225
AGI: 1225
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Sander's Asylum (Partisan)
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Shurikane
Dim Panties As String
Joined: 24 Sep 2002 |
| Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 6:39 pm Post subject: |
TUESDAY
---Joined a Belgrade game just as it started. Here's the final result:
Notice how the enemy didn't even need a commander to pound us into oblivion.
---I switch games. I enter a 52-man server with conquest maps. I arrive towards the end of the game, and my team has won with a staggering number of tickets.
Next game, I take commander. It's Fall of Berlin and we're defending. I've trapped the back flags but they don't get approached. The enemy is stuck trying to get the first flag. With them only having 25 tickets remaining... I lose my connection, the server vanishes from my history, and I'm never able to find or join the game again. |
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Gopher it.
"Remember when /b/ was good?"
"/b/ was never good." |
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Wins 24 - Losses 32
Level 8 |
EXP: 2375
HP: 2550
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STR: 1050
END: 750
ACC: 800
AGI: 600
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Graduate's Windbuster (Sword)
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oxxyjoe
Senior Otaku
Gender:
Joined: 26 May 2004 |
| Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 7:16 pm Post subject: |
You get to play hours of video games. That's soooo unlucky. |
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BWS-1
Otaku Lord
Gender:
Joined: 25 Sep 2002 |
| Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2006 3:06 am Post subject: |
| Shurikane wrote: | | -Join a game on Suez Canal Titan. I create a squad called "VoIP". Out of my 5 squadmates, only two actually speak and hear what I say. The same two then camp the enemy Titan, but no console gets destroyed... I pod up there to see what's up, and watch in horror as those two guys proceed to n00b-rush the enemy Titan corridor again and again, each time getting destroyed by Claymores, RDX packs, or both. Figuring there's nothing to lose, I peek inside the corridor at the cost of an obvious death, and see that the corridor is heavily guarded by four enemy soldiers. Despite my orders, the two guys stay and keep on n00b-rushing. Somehow, they don't need my pleas that we should just stick to protecting the silo or at least wait for the defensemen to get bored. |
why is it that this comic awfully reminds me of the above situation...  |
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KENYA BELEIVE IT!
Q:What year were you born?
A: Yeah.
W.-A. (-workaholics-anonymous-) |
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Wins 60 - Losses 39
Level 12 |
EXP: 5439
HP: 2403
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STR: 801
END: 801
ACC: 999
AGI: 999
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BWS-1 (Sword)
(415 - 415) |
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