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Bumblebee
Senior Otaku
Age: 42
Gender: 
Joined: 21 Feb 2003 |
 Posted: Sun Apr 11, 2004 5:11 pm Post subject: |
hahaha bee sting >D
Bumblebee's Disorder.
Cause: lack of sleep
Symptoms: leg numbness, green stools, nausea
Cure: take a day off work
Me? Lack of sleep? NEVER!
*eyes all bag-like* |
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[img:13ca824bb3]http://www.pocketotaku.com/images/sigs/pobumble.jpg[/img:13ca824bb3]
Bumblebee? Who's that? |
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Shurikane
Dim Panties As String
Joined: 24 Sep 2002 |
| Posted: Sun Apr 11, 2004 11:05 pm Post subject: |
<table style="border:3px outset; margin:10px; border-color:#eeffee; background:#eeffee;" cellpadding=4><td colspan=2 style="background:#bbeebb; padding:5px; border:1px inset; text-align:center;">Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with
Shurikane's Syndrome | Cause: | poor hygiene | | Symptoms: | excessive arm numbness, hydrophobia, tree-climbing, pointy ears | | Cure: | take three pinches of snuff with meals | <td colspan=2 style="background:#bbeebb; padding:5px; border:1px inset; text-align:center;"><form action="http://thesurrealist.co.uk/disease" method="get" style="margin:0px;">Enter your name, for your own diagnosis:<input type=text name=p size=9 style="font-size:xx-small;"><input type=submit value="Go" style="background:#bbeebb; font-size:xx-small;"> | |
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Gopher it.
"Remember when /b/ was good?"
"/b/ was never good." |
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Wins 24 - Losses 32
Level 8 |
EXP: 2375
HP: 2550
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STR: 1050
END: 750
ACC: 800
AGI: 600
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Graduate's Windbuster (Sword)
(230 - 480) |
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Nogrick
Everybody DANCE!
Gender:
Joined: 30 Sep 2002 |
| Posted: Mon Apr 12, 2004 10:50 am Post subject: |
<table style="border:3px outset; margin:10px; border-color:#eeffee; background:#eeffee;" cellpadding=4><td colspan=2 style="background:#bbeebb; padding:5px; border:1px inset; text-align:center;">Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with
Nogrick's Lurgy | Cause: | dancing | | Symptoms: | extra toes, absenteeism, sniffing, aggression | | Cure: | take a day off work | <td colspan=2 style="background:#bbeebb; padding:5px; border:1px inset; text-align:center;"><form action="http://thesurrealist.co.uk/disease" method="get" style="margin:0px;">Enter your name, for your own diagnosis:<input type=text name=p size=9 style="font-size:xx-small;"><input type=submit value="Go" style="background:#bbeebb; font-size:xx-small;"> | |
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Zanzibusted! |
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Wins 66 - Losses 50
Level 13 |
EXP: 7338
HP: 2550
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STR: 850
END: 850
ACC: 1000
AGI: 1000
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Steel Chair (Mace)
(350 - 510) |
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Skylah
Hips Don't Lie
Gender: 
Joined: 25 Mar 2003 |
| Posted: Wed Apr 14, 2004 2:52 am Post subject: |
I thought as much. You are suffering from
Skylah's Lurgy.
Cause: excessive Internet usage
Symptoms: vague impotence, excessive feverishness, glowing, occasional levitation
Cure: don't do it again
Mwahahahahaha  |
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Practice makes Perfect, BUT Nothing is Perfect.. So why Practice?? |
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Wins 256 - Losses 188
Level 22 |
EXP: 18642
HP: 2750
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STR: 1050
END: 850
ACC: 1425
AGI: 1275
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Puteri Asmara (Sword)
(525 - 605) |
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Ming
DOOM!
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Joined: 13 Jan 2003 |
| Posted: Thu Apr 15, 2004 7:19 pm Post subject: |
<table style="border:3px outset; margin:10px; border-color:#eeffee; background:#eeffee;" cellpadding=4><td colspan=2 style="background:#bbeebb; padding:5px; border:1px inset; text-align:center;">Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with
Ming's Disease | Cause: | bad chocolate | | Symptoms: | vegetarianism, gurgling, excessive restlessness | | Cure: | click heels together three times | <td colspan=2 style="background:#bbeebb; padding:5px; border:1px inset; text-align:center;"><form action="http://thesurrealist.co.uk/disease" method="get" style="margin:0px;">Enter your name, for your own diagnosis:<input type=text name=p size=9 style="font-size:xx-small;"><input type=submit value="Go" style="background:#bbeebb; font-size:xx-small;"> |
Well, at least its easily curable...but is there such a thing as bad chocolate? |
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Spinning around and being graceful looks cool, but then someone comes along and cuts something off, and the fight is over.
Official UP lover!
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ChibiChaos
Schoolchick
Gender:
Joined: 26 Sep 2002 |
| Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2004 6:09 pm Post subject: |
<table style="border:3px outset; margin:10px; border-color:#eeffee; background:#eeffee;" cellpadding=4><td colspan=2 style="background:#bbeebb; padding:5px; border:1px inset; text-align:center;">Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with
ChibiChaos' Syndrome | Cause: | caught in hospitals | | Symptoms: | slightly puce ears, glimpses of underlying reality, grunting | | Cure: | drink a dozen pints of beer every day for the rest of your life | <td colspan=2 style="background:#bbeebb; padding:5px; border:1px inset; text-align:center;"><form action="http://thesurrealist.co.uk/disease" method="get" style="margin:0px;">Enter your name, for your own diagnosis:<input type=text name=p size=9 style="font-size:xx-small;"><input type=submit value="Go" style="background:#bbeebb; font-size:xx-small;"> |
 sounds about right |
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Yuri
Senior Otaku
Gender:
Joined: 09 May 2004 |
| Posted: Sat May 15, 2004 5:58 pm Post subject: |
You'd better sit down. You are suffering from
Alecx's Disease.
Cause: mobile phone radiation
Symptoms: lack of reflection in mirrors, depression, humming, muscle atrophy
Cure: take a hundred aspirin and come back in the morning
or if you Prefer
You'd better sit down. You are suffering from
Yuri's Lurgy.
Cause: bad spam
Symptoms: tunnel vision, coughing, sweating, breathing difficulties
Cure: acupuncture |
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Wins 1 - Losses 5
Level 2 |
EXP: 687
HP: 1800
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STR: 600
END: 600
ACC: 700
AGI: 700
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Demonic Claws (Blades)
(240 - 290) |
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Aya-kun
Junior Otaku
Gender:
Joined: 24 May 2004 |
| Posted: Sun May 30, 2004 1:24 am Post subject: |
It's just as I feared. You are suffering from
Ben's Lurgy.
Cause: spaceborne bacteria
Symptoms: sudden slow heartbeat, crying, brain swelling, extremely scaly skin
Cure: prayer
hahaha, this site rocks |
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Kao/Avel
Rookie
Gender:
Joined: 30 May 2004 |
| Posted: Mon May 31, 2004 9:58 am Post subject: |
KaoAvel's Syndrome.
Cause: genetically-modified mushrooms
Symptoms: blood in urine, frequent gills, speaking in tongues, thirst for human blood
Cure: psychiatry
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Doomish, Deathish, and all things apocalyptic... ish.
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