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Shurikane
Dim Panties As String




Joined: 24 Sep 2002
PostPosted: Tue Jul 06, 2004 9:42 pm    Post subject:

Here's how to get 0wned on a IRC channel:

-Lack of knowledge on using your own computer.
-Apparently didn't read the manual.
-Is unable to use correct capitals or punctuation.
-Writes everything in shorthand.
-Typoes even in shorthand.
-Shorthands so much he cannot be understood.
-Asks the one dumb question that even a baby could've figured out.
-Follows instructions without any questions or suspicions whatsoever.
-Type in all caps.
-Have SSJ, FF7, or some other generic trademark character name in your nick.
-Insult the operators.
-Spam-join the channel.
-Spam because no one is answering you.

Examples of n00bs who got 0wned:

-One person was downloading PSO Blue Burst. I posted a screenshot of it. He was wondering what game it was from. We asked him if he had any idea of what the fuck he was downloading.
-Someone kept spamming his question on how to run a certain computer game. We got tired of him and gave him instructions that led to formatting his computer.
-Another idiot had some anger management issues. He kept insulting us like there was no tomorrow. So we ops decided to try something: how many kicks would he endure before finally getting the message? The answer was: 19.

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Terin
Huzzah!



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PostPosted: Wed Jul 07, 2004 9:41 am    Post subject:

Sgood stuff. I'm there now. Well, I'm lurking there now.
-T
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RuneLateralus
Otaku Knight



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Joined: 27 Sep 2002
PostPosted: Fri Jul 16, 2004 4:06 am    Post subject:

One of these days, I should just stop in there for shits and giggles.

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