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Doot Cute and Non-Abrasive Hyper Hypo

Gender:  Joined: 15 Sep 2002 |
Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2004 11:31 am Post subject: |
Congratulations on being the creator of a new
Evil Plan (tm)!
Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Madness
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first seduce a pope. This will cause the world to choke on their food, bewildered by your arrival. Who is this despoiler of all that is good and nice and true? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good wearing the skin of another human?
Stage Two
Next, you must poison the Eiffel Tower. This will all be done from a island of mu, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will gibber like madmen, as countless hordes of ninjas hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must tauntingly wave your unholy weapon, bringing about something that's really metal. Your name shall become synonymous with dear god no, and no man will ever again dare refuse to be your prom date. Everyone will bow before your cunning intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to make you their new god.
Of course Ninjas will hasten to do my bidding. I R DOOT! ~vanish~ |
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Doot vanishes fast. "Is it wind that makes that sound?" "No. It is your doom."
"Makai shotto!" (Yeah, I'm sexy ain't I!) |  |
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Wins 60 - Losses 60 Level 11 |
EXP: 7293 HP: 2500
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STR: 800 END: 850 ACC: 920 AGI: 930
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Dark Blade of Miniopia (Blades) (360 - 440) |
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Satine Evil Onigiri

Age: 37 Gender:  Joined: 29 Sep 2004 |
Posted: Fri Oct 15, 2004 9:33 pm Post subject: |
Congratulations on being the creator of a new
Evil Plan (tm)!
Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first seduce a chosen one. This will cause the world to slaughter a sacred calf to appease the gods, unsettled by your arrival. Who is this sadistic fiend? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as a dark gunslinger?
Stage Two
Next, you must desecrate the Pyramids of Giza. This will all be done from a obsidian citadel, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will die in a way you just don't want to think about, as countless hordes of mean english teachers hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must tauntingly wave your armageddon clock, bringing about an end to sanity. Your name shall become synonymous with blood, and no man will ever again dare beat you up. Everyone will bow before your mystical abilities, and the world will have no choice but to fall madly in love with you. |
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Wins 5 - Losses 4 Level 4 |
EXP: 254 HP: 2070
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STR: 700 END: 685 ACC: 700 AGI: 715
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Pain & Pestilence (Blades) (260 - 330) |
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Bekuki No Longer a Memebr of Pocket Otaku-Permently
Gender:  Joined: 11 Oct 2003 |
Posted: Fri Oct 15, 2004 9:50 pm Post subject: |
Your objective is simple: World Domination.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Evil - It's my nature
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first seduce a rock star. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, horrified by your arrival. Who is this unholy menace? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as a dark gunslinger?
Stage Two
Next, you must destroy that Opera House in Sydney. This will all be done from a medieval castle, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will die in a way you just don't want to think about, as countless hordes of animal minions (rats, birds, etc.) hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must let loose your opening of the seven seals, bringing about the apocalypse. Your name shall become synonymous with insanity, and no man will ever again dare make you clean your room. Everyone will bow before your incredible power, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet.
And you can't get any more evil than me. |
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Wins 58 - Losses 45 Level 11 |
EXP: 6625 HP: 2626
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STR: 742 END: 942 ACC: 1063 AGI: 753
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Soul Takah (Partisan) (300 - 500) |
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Blues High Lord Mescaline

Gender:  Joined: 03 Oct 2004 |
Posted: Fri Oct 15, 2004 10:28 pm Post subject: |
Your objective is simple: World Domination.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: So another race can take over
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first assassinate a military general. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, unsettled by your arrival. Who is this nightmare beyond comprehension? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?
Stage Two
Next, you must destroy the Statue of Liberty. This will all be done from a air fortress, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will tremble, as countless hordes of animal minions (rats, birds, etc.) hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must unleash your thermonuclear missiles, bringing about a 1984 police state. Your name shall become synonymous with fear, and no man will ever again dare cross you. Everyone will bow before your superior firepower, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet.
Hah. My armies of furry air pirates with nukes shall overrun your pitiful world. |
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Wins 31 - Losses 27 Level 9 |
EXP: 3548 HP: 2300
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STR: 700 END: 800 ACC: 900 AGI: 900
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Inizio and Estremità (Gun) (200 - 540) |
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BWS-1 Otaku Lord

Gender:  Joined: 25 Sep 2002 |
Posted: Fri Oct 15, 2004 11:20 pm Post subject: |
Your objective is simple: World Domination.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: So another race can take over
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first incinerate a pope. This will cause the world to swallow nervously, paralyzed by your arrival. Who is this sadistic fiend? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?
Stage Two
Next, you must seize control of the Internet. This will all be done from a abandoned church, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will fall into catatonic trances, as countless hordes of ninjas hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must reveal to the world your plague of doom, bringing about the destruction of the masses. Your name shall become synonymous with blood, and no man will ever again dare steal your woman. Everyone will bow before your unbreakable will, and the world will have no choice but to pray to you for enlightenment.
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!!!!!  |
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KENYA BELEIVE IT!
Q:What year were you born?
A: Yeah.
W.-A. (-workaholics-anonymous-) |
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Wins 60 - Losses 39 Level 12 |
EXP: 5439 HP: 2403
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STR: 801 END: 801 ACC: 999 AGI: 999
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BWS-1 (Sword) (415 - 415) |
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Selrahc the Evil true Evil's creator

Joined: 18 Mar 2003 |
Posted: Sun Oct 31, 2004 12:23 am Post subject: |
Congratulations on being the creator of a new
Evil Plan (tm)!
Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Evil - It's my nature
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first incapacitate a pope. This will cause the world to realize something is wrong, terrified by your arrival. Who is this demon straight out of hell? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good wearing the skin of another human?
Stage Two
Next, you must steal the Moon (ooh, tides!). This will all be done from a hell, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will die in a way you just don't want to think about, as countless hordes of the undead hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must demonstrate your arcane ritual, bringing about horrors beyond man's comprehension. Your name shall become synonymous with blood, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your mystical abilities, and the world will have no choice but to make you their new god. |
_________________ "Stray into the Shadows and I will consume you"
~Selrahc~ |
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Aradia Teh Creator of Cute

Gender:  Joined: 16 Jul 2004 |
Posted: Sun Oct 31, 2004 2:08 am Post subject: |
Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Mom never loved me
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first expose a town mascot. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, confused by your arrival. Who is this demented madman? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as an intelligence transferred into a computer?
Stage Two
Next, you must seize control of the Internet. This will all be done from a haunted woods, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of mean english teachers hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must activate your needlessly big weather machine, bringing about nightmares for every man, woman and child. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare make you clean your room. Everyone will bow before your mystical abilities, and the world will have no choice but to restore your credit rating.  |
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Faye: Remember, Amber, you're Cute & Sexy...not Smart & Funny.
Shinigami: There's like a foot between me, you, and DEATH!!! |
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