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Shino
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PostPosted: Fri May 16, 2008 2:01 pm    Post subject:

Thursday May 15, 2008
On we don't get it Mr. Data

Ideal for use with CD markers and felt tip pens.

Not recommended for use with...
CD markers and felt tip pens.
label on a box of Mr. Data CD-Rs

Friday May 16, 2008
On we don't think we'll be going

A century of Dance, sunday, May 22nd, 3:00pm. Rectal is open to tthe public--FREE Admission!
invitation to a dance recital in Cedar Rapids, Iowa

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Shino
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PostPosted: Wed May 21, 2008 9:55 am    Post subject:

It's been a busy week so far.

Some good stuff in this pile.

Saturday May 16, 2008
On Los Angeles, food capital of the US.

* Toe-shaped Chicken
* Recent Veal
* Bagel--Plane or Gallic
menu items, LA

Sunday May 18, 2008
On Uh, you're a little late there George

The point now is how do we work together to achieve important goals. And one such goal is a democracy in Germany.
President George W. Bush

Monday May 19, 2008
On oh boy, I'll vote for a blender!

Canadian Appliance Party
Alliance party candidate Mike Smith, in a news release about his party.

Tuesday May 20, 2008
On dang, our schnauzer only speaks French

German Shepherd 85Lbs.
Neutered. Speaks German
classified ad

Wednesday May 21 2008
On multiculturalism, problems with

I've had to overcome a lot of diversity.
basketball player Drew Gooden, discussing his NBA career

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Aiman
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PostPosted: Wed May 21, 2008 11:24 am    Post subject:

Ah... Our President. If he went go to that show "Are you smarter than a 5th grader?" I wonder if he'd lose. XD

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PostPosted: Thu May 22, 2008 11:01 am    Post subject:

Don't have to wonder whether he'd lose. It's a matter of where he would lose.

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Al the DLOE
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PostPosted: Fri May 23, 2008 2:01 am    Post subject:

hey...bush has not been too bad...at least he is neither a socialist or communist... he may be the long lost brother to a Rhesus money, but he at least tries to do something unlike a good portion of this population who only produce noise pollution and shit.

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Akanari
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PostPosted: Fri May 23, 2008 4:00 am    Post subject:

>> Let's not get into politics, because I'm sure there are many people who disagree, and agree, with you, DLOE.

You have to admit he does have some issues with mispeaking, but that's bound to happen with everything you say being quoted.

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Shino
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PostPosted: Fri May 23, 2008 11:11 am    Post subject:

Thursday May 22, 2008
On Contestants, half-witted

Weakest Link host Anne Robinson: What kind of dozen is 13?
Contestant: Half a dozen.

Friday May 23, 2008
On underwear, meaty

Quaker Maid Meats, Inc., on Tuesday said it would voluntarily recall 94,400 pounds of frozen ground beef panties that may be contaminated with E.coli.
item on a Reuters website, which was corrected the next morning

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Aiman
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PostPosted: Fri May 23, 2008 11:14 am    Post subject:

ROFL.

Talking about stupid things, I found this which I think it's pretty funny.

Quote:
Be sure to mail your tax return in a timely manner, because this year
filing taxpayers will receive an Economic Stimulus Payment.

This is a very exciting new program that I will explain using the Q and
A format:

Q. What is an Economic Stimulus Payment?
A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.

Q. Where will the government get this money?
A. From taxpayers.

Q. So the government is giving me back my own money?
A. Only a smidgen.

Q. What is the purpose of this payment?
A. The plan is that you will use the money to purchase a high-definition
TV set, thus stimulating the economy.

Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of China ?
A. Shut up.

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Al the DLOE
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PostPosted: Fri May 23, 2008 12:31 pm    Post subject:

Akanari wrote:
>> Let's not get into politics, because I'm sure there are many people who disagree, and agree, with you, DLOE.

You have to admit he does have some issues with mispeaking, but that's bound to happen with everything you say being quoted.
well then let me restate: despite the politics or any direction you could take it...at least it is not any of us taking the scrutiny...

and aiman...that is great...except the money was borrowed from China and it is now an IOU that must be repaid next year.... i say save the $ and pay back the $ the next year pocketing the interest....that you will then be taxed upon...
well damn...can't win... but ooh whats on tv? *click* nope nothing again...only low brow humor for the low IQ'ed. guess it is back to the model kits and the well vented room

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-Friedrich Nietzsche
"A liberal is a man too broadminded to take his own side in a quarrel."
-Robert Frost
"What luck for rulers that men do not think."
-Adolf Hitler
Get off a shot FAST, this upsets him long enough to let you make your
second shot perfect. - Robert A Heinlein.
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