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GAAZ
MOD Black Sheep Commander
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 Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2007 8:45 am Post subject: |
194. Chuck Norris is the only man to be killed by Bruce Lee and survive! |
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I think it's gigawatt when one and gigawatt's when two.
But when there is 1.21 then it's jiggawatts.
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Aiman
Demon Knight
Age: 43
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| Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2007 1:57 pm Post subject: |
195. One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris killed all the counselors and taught the kids to play the way he taught himself to play. Those kids became Led Zepellin.
196. Once, Chuck Norris dressed up as a snake and gave Eve an apple so there would be evil in the world he could fight.
197. We all know that the magic word is "Please" as in the sentence, "Please don't kill me." Too bad Chuck Norris doesn't believe in magic. |
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Chibi Knight
Wouldn't you like to know
Age: 49
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Joined: 15 Sep 2002 |
| Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2007 2:04 pm Post subject: |
I'm not sure if this is already in here, I'm too lazy to go back and read em all. This is one of my favs.
It is said that Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer...
to bad Chuck Norris never cries. |
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GAAZ
MOD Black Sheep Commander
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Joined: 14 Oct 2002 |
| Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2007 7:29 pm Post subject: |
Yep, that was already in there Mr. CK. Good thing ya didn't number it. |
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I think it's gigawatt when one and gigawatt's when two.
But when there is 1.21 then it's jiggawatts.
Join me pirate crew! |
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Terin
Huzzah!
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Joined: 27 Oct 2003 |
| Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2007 8:58 pm Post subject: |
*Deleted*
misrepresenting me deserves a roundhouse kick to the throat.
*Proceeds to roundhouse kick to the throat*
I never ACT in anything I do...Those cameras just followed me around in Delta Force. They also cut away at the end of Sidekicks before after helping that kid realize his dreams I roundhoused him and his family then let their corpses know that no one is ever good enough to back me up. |
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Aiman
Demon Knight
Age: 43
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Joined: 14 Jan 2003 |
| Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2007 9:30 pm Post subject: |
| Terin wrote: | 198. Chuck Norris can't act, despite how many movies he's been in.
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Hey! That's a bad thing about Chuck! You're gonna get a roundhouse to your throat! |
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Aiman
Demon Knight
Age: 43
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Joined: 14 Jan 2003 |
| Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2007 11:16 am Post subject: |
So, since Terin's got deleted by Chuck Norris, I'll take his number!
198. Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a midget and it burst into 25 gold coins. |
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Aiman
Demon Knight
Age: 43
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| Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 3:15 pm Post subject: |
199. Chuck Norris knows that George W. Bush is lying when he says he is doing everything he can to hunt down Osama bin Laden because Bush has not yet consulted Norris nor the A-team. |
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ClericalApathy
Junior Otaku
Age: 43
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Joined: 14 Jul 2007 |
| Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 3:53 pm Post subject: |
200. Chuck Norris does not shave, for no blade on earth can cut his hairs. Instead he scares his hair into not growing. |
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Aiman
Demon Knight
Age: 43
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| Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 9:01 am Post subject: |
201. Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO. |
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