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oxxyjoe Senior Otaku

Gender:  Joined: 26 May 2004 |
Posted: Mon Jul 12, 2004 2:47 pm Post subject: |
Oxxyjoe's Syndrome
Cause: eating spicy food
Symptoms: whistling, vomiting blood, mania, delusions
Cure: sleep |
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itti Junior Otaku

Age: 36 Gender:  Joined: 26 May 2004 |
Posted: Sun Aug 08, 2004 5:08 pm Post subject: |
I'm afraid it's bad news. You are suffering from
Itti's Lurgy.
Cause: falling over
Symptoms: excessive mania, lumps, appetite changes, facial paralysis
Cure: pass it on to someone else within seven days
anybody wanna come over for tea and cookies???? you love the cookies- YOU DO!
I thought as much. You are suffering from
Chirley's Syndrome.
Cause: overconsumption of tea
Symptoms: bone pain, wheezing, facial hair, blinking
Cure: Kryptonite
uh, that's weird... *blink* omg, i didn't mean to do that!! NO- I REALLY AM INFECTED! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
It's just as I feared. You are suffering from
Bunniosis.
Cause: lack of mushrooms
Symptoms: dry eyes, dizziness, chills
Cure: attempt to repeat cause
wait... am i stupid? i dont understand how to cure myself!!! |
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Kai Moody Protagonist

Gender:  Joined: 08 Oct 2003 |
Posted: Sun Aug 08, 2004 6:11 pm Post subject: |
But where do I go to get it? |
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Wins 7 - Losses 10 Level 4 |
EXP: 3986 HP: 2500
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STR: 900 END: 800 ACC: 600 AGI: 500
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Red Wood Katanas (Blades) (280 - 310) |
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Therin Gloompf. Iggle!

Gender:  Joined: 24 Sep 2002 |
Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2004 2:47 am Post subject: |
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Wins 45 - Losses 36 Level 10 |
EXP: 6251 HP: 2600
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STR: 950 END: 825 ACC: 825 AGI: 800
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Gray Matter (Gun) (240 - 530) |
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Graillik Tur Renaissancetaku

Gender:  Joined: 09 Jul 2004 |
Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2004 4:56 pm Post subject: |
<html><table style="border:3px outset; margin:10px; border-color:#eeffee; background:#eeffee;" cellpadding=4><td colspan=2 style="background:#bbeebb; padding:5px; border:1px inset; text-align:center;">Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with Graillik Tur 's Syndrome Cause: | spaceborne bacteria | Symptoms: | dehydration, glowing, bulging eyes | Cure: | take a few aspirin a day until it goes away | <td colspan=2 style="background:#bbeebb; padding:5px; border:1px inset; text-align:center;"><form action="http://thesurrealist.co.uk/disease" method="get" style="margin:0px;">Enter your name, for your own diagnosis:<input type=text name=p size=9 style="font-size:xx-small;"><input type=submit value="Go" style="background:#bbeebb; font-size:xx-small;"> | </html>
That fits the bill I think. |
_________________ It is my firm belief that in this era of mass connectivity, the death of us all will be mass media.
Why do we insist in believing we are masters of our surroundings when we fail so miserably to master ourselves?
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Wins 2 - Losses 10 Level 3 |
EXP: 283 HP: 1950
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STR: 750 END: 600 ACC: 750 AGI: 600
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Shotbow (Shotgun) (240 - 320) |
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Therin Gloompf. Iggle!

Gender:  Joined: 24 Sep 2002 |
Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2004 6:26 pm Post subject: |
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Wins 45 - Losses 36 Level 10 |
EXP: 6251 HP: 2600
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STR: 950 END: 825 ACC: 825 AGI: 800
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Gray Matter (Gun) (240 - 530) |
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Aradia Teh Creator of Cute

Gender:  Joined: 16 Jul 2004 |
Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2004 10:23 pm Post subject: |
I'm afraid it's bad news. You are suffering from
Booitis.
Cause: zombie attack
Symptoms: facial hair, steam whistling from ears, cloudy urine, sleepwalking
Cure: don't do it again |
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Satine Evil Onigiri

Age: 37 Gender:  Joined: 29 Sep 2004 |
Posted: Fri Oct 15, 2004 9:29 pm Post subject: |
Satineitis
Cause: drug abuse
Symptoms: flashing eyes, mild knee pain, vague insomnia
Cure: psychiatry |
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Wins 5 - Losses 4 Level 4 |
EXP: 254 HP: 2070
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STR: 700 END: 685 ACC: 700 AGI: 715
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Pain & Pestilence (Blades) (260 - 330) |
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