What Mario Badguy are you?

nintendobratkat · Spoiled Rotten >^..^< Gender: Joined: 14 Sep 2003

Phantos

A bit possessive, are we? Just a little? A shrink would tell you that not EVERYONE is after your silly key. Stop frightening small children just because they want to yank your chain by stealing your key. In a broader sense, you just think everyone's after you. Not everyone is after you. Attend meditation seminars with Koopa Troopa.

Which Mario bad guy are YOU?

Blackmage · Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 3:01 am Post subject:

Lakitu

You're something of a pervert, I bet. Always peeking out behind things. Princess Toadstool probably hates your guts. I bet you've used your fishing pole to hike up her skirts. Your cloud also gives you something of a god complex, and you're quite possessive of it. People always try to steal it from you and hitch rides.

Which Mario bad guy are YOU?

Sad part is I had NO perverted answers and yet I get the perv, sheesh.

Aradia · Teh Creator of Cute Gender: Joined: 16 Jul 2004

Koopa Troopa

You're kind of a realist. You know that no matter how good your day is, something's going to come along and jump on your head and wreck the whole day for you. Especially when they jump on you again, and then you're bouncing between two walls. Sometimes they're nice and they stop you, and othertimes they move on and laugh. But, you don't see the point in getting bitter about it. Sometimes you wish you could be just a bit meaner so that everyone would stop thinking you're so nice. You're probably into zen gardening and New Age chanting, and you might be a bit tired of having people think this makes you a shoulder to cry on.

Which Mario bad guy are YOU?

Wow, that's me in a turtle shell. Laughing

RivaOni · Full English! Age: 41 Gender: Joined: 24 Sep 2002

Goomba

The definitive classic. Everyone knows your face and most people know your name. Yet despite your popularity, you're not very good at what you do. At best you've been able to be a passing nuisance to Mario and Luigi, but never really anything of a challenge. This kind of pisses you off, so you sometimes drive yourself to extremes to improve yourself. You even drag your KIDS into the deal and seal them inside blocks. Chill out.

Which Mario bad guy are YOU?

Succube · Rookie Gender: Joined: 10 Nov 2005

Phantos

A bit possessive, are we? Just a little? A shrink would tell you that not EVERYONE is after your silly key. Stop frightening small children just because they want to yank your chain by stealing your key. In a broader sense, you just think everyone's after you. Not everyone is after you. Attend meditation seminars with Koopa Troopa.

Which Mario bad guy are YOU?

Silvanus · Posted: Fri Nov 25, 2005 3:01 am Post subject:

Dry Bones

Nothing gets in your way, does it? People probably say you're very reliable. No matter what happens, you always come back and continue whatever you were doing. You do have one secret fear and unfortunately everyone knows it and exploits it whenever possible. You kind of piss Mario off. He has fantasies at night about running into you with a star. He has them every night. He's even made detailed plans about how to do it everytime he sees you. I feel kinda bad for you.

Which Mario bad guy are YOU?

Devil

K-chan · Murr! Gender: Joined: 23 Nov 2004

Wiggler

I bet people think you're really nice. You're like, sugar and honey and cookies nice, until someone touches you, or asks you for money. Then you just go batcrazy and beat the crap out of whoever did it. Hang out with the Koopa Troopa more often. Let his mellow rub off on you.

Which Mario bad guy are YOU?

Keslyn · Posted: Fri Nov 25, 2005 11:49 pm Post subject:

Shyguy

The penultimate jack of all trades. We love you, seriously. I bet even Mario and Luigi do, when you stop being awesome long enough to have a chat. You're what the Goomba aspires to be. You have tried almost everything, and found that you're naturally good at it all, and yet you don't let it get to your head. In fact you're kind of nervous about being so awesome. To top it all off, you're really cute, even when you set yourself on fire. You even have a club. A club that I really want to join.

Which Mario bad guy are YOU?

Squee for Maveric-ness!! Kitty

Damion · Senior Otaku Gender: Joined: 30 Sep 2004

Shyguy

The penultimate jack of all trades. We love you, seriously. I bet even Mario and Luigi do, when you stop being awesome long enough to have a chat. You're what the Goomba aspires to be. You have tried almost everything, and found that you're naturally good at it all, and yet you don't let it get to your head. In fact you're kind of nervous about being so awesome. To top it all off, you're really cute, even when you set yourself on fire. You even have a club. A club that I really want to join.
Which Mario bad guy are YOU?

Godwyn · Senior Otaku Gender: Joined: 25 Oct 2004

Shyguy

The penultimate jack of all trades. We love you, seriously. I bet even Mario and Luigi do, when you stop being awesome long enough to have a chat. You're what the Goomba aspires to be. You have tried almost everything, and found that you're naturally good at it all, and yet you don't let it get to your head. In fact you're kind of nervous about being so awesome. To top it all off, you're really cute, even when you set yourself on fire. You even have a club. A club that I really want to join.
Which Mario bad guy are YOU?