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Shurikane
Dim Panties As String
Joined: 24 Sep 2002 |
 Posted: Fri May 16, 2003 11:23 am Post subject: |
Stuff about the... BEDBUG!!!
1 - The bedbug mates over 200 times a day.
2 - The male bedbug has a bad eyesight. 45% of the time, he'll mate with another animal. 35% of the time, he'll mate with another male bedbug. 20% of the time, he'll actually mate with a female.
3 - The bedbug's penis is capable of piercing a shell. He will thus mate on wherever spot he can see on the female; head, limbs, heart, where the hell ever.
4 - The female adapted herself by developing annexed sexual organs at various places of her body, which are linked to the main organs. This way, if the male happens to miss the target, there's still a chance the seed will travel over to the right spot.
5) If you make a bedbug the size of a man, he'd pump 30 liters of seed per orgasm. |
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Gopher it.
"Remember when /b/ was good?"
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Sperrit
Chosen of Earth
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Joined: 16 Oct 2002 |
| Posted: Sat May 17, 2003 3:22 am Post subject: |
The Tenor voice doesn't fully develope until around the mid-twenties.
... sucks so bad....
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Ming
DOOM!
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Joined: 13 Jan 2003 |
| Posted: Thu May 22, 2003 2:16 am Post subject: |
Actually...continuing on what Tobs said about Donald Duck. Apparently, Donald Duck comics were banned in Finland because he doesn't wear any pants. |
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Spinning around and being graceful looks cool, but then someone comes along and cuts something off, and the fight is over.
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Selrahc the Evil
true Evil's creator
Joined: 18 Mar 2003 |
| Posted: Fri May 23, 2003 7:56 am Post subject: |
Can any find out why he doesn't wear any pants??
really I really want to know.
I also want to know why finnland bans CARTOONS about duck with out pants in the first place?? |
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Ming
DOOM!
Gender:
Joined: 13 Jan 2003 |
| Posted: Fri May 23, 2003 8:59 am Post subject: |
What's really gonna bake your noodle is that despite not wearing any pants, Donald Duck dons a towel when getting out of the shower. Why?? |
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Spinning around and being graceful looks cool, but then someone comes along and cuts something off, and the fight is over.
Official UP lover!
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Geron
Head Ninja
Joined: 21 May 2003 |
| Posted: Fri May 23, 2003 11:03 am Post subject: |
Mixing coke with prune juice gets you a taste similar to root beer. (According to Dateline NBC)
When my pug was on the today show, Katie Kouric wanted to hold it, but when it was on tv, it bit her earrings.
I am probably the reason why one tournament that Pete Sampras stopped signing autographs.
MTV has the ability to make 19 year old college students like me feel "not with it" |
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Geron
Head Ninja
Joined: 21 May 2003 |
| Posted: Fri May 23, 2003 11:37 am Post subject: |
| Shurikane wrote: | | So far, the largest object that's been reported to be telekienetically lifted was a Swiss army knife. The photo is available at Psipog.net |
I went to check out that site and did a little of his beginner stuff.
For some reason I felt a bit strange, and tried the psiball thing and a little tiny very fade white aura was "smoking" off my fingers.
Am I doing it right? I mean that psipog.net fact is a useless fact but the website isn't.
And this is coming from the mouth of a acupuncturist's son whose family dabbles in Asian medicine. |
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Shurikane
Dim Panties As String
Joined: 24 Sep 2002 |
| Posted: Fri May 23, 2003 12:41 pm Post subject: |
 Man, your first try and you already seem better at it then I do!  All I get when I try that sorta stuff is some magnetism between my hands.
If you want to look up more info about that stuff, try out Astralsociety.net They've got loads of info there too and they have a forum up. |
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Gopher it.
"Remember when /b/ was good?"
"/b/ was never good." |
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Sperrit
Chosen of Earth
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Joined: 16 Oct 2002 |
| Posted: Fri May 23, 2003 2:41 pm Post subject: |
| Ming wrote: | | What's really gonna bake your noodle is that despite not wearing any pants, Donald Duck dons a towel when getting out of the shower. Why?? |
Now THAT"S a mystery!
I think the only fully-clothed original Disney character was Goofy. He had a shirt, a hat, and a pair of pants. But he's a dog. And Pluto's a dog, but he prances around naked all day and can't talk!
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