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Aiman
Demon Knight
Age: 43
Gender: 
Joined: 14 Jan 2003 |
 Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2008 9:14 am Post subject: |
I just had this conversation with one of the engineers upstairs. I lol'ed.
Rickey: Hey Tony, I have a question for you.
Tony: Shoot.
Rickey: Does this looks like an assembly to you? *hands him some papers*
Tony: Hmm.. This, yes. And that... yes...
Rickey: Well, they don't have dimensions, but I wanted to make sure that it was an assembly as well so I can add extra wording.
Tony: Are you sure the dimensions aren't in the document somewhere?
Rickey: Yeah. You can check it out if you want. I wrote the part number down on that corner.
Tony: Ok... *scrolls through the PDF document*
Rickey: All it says it's something about the patent and crap...
Tony: WOAH! Funny sentence.
Rickey: Hehe...
Tony: Man, it said something about nails driving a stake through the hole!
Rickey: ROFL! |
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HP: 2050
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STR: 850
END: 600
ACC: 750
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Malaikat, Syaitan & Skye (Blades)
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Akila the Hottie
Bringer of teh doom!
Gender: 
Joined: 25 Feb 2006 |
| Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 10:41 am Post subject: |
At the bowling center with Akila and Kudasai
(Akila picks up the spare!)
Akila~(turns around quickly) "YES!!" -runs up to Kudasai thumbs up and wiggling-"Thumbs are awesome!"
Kudasai~grins-"yep!"
Akila~still wiggling thumbs-"That's why cats can't bowl!"
Kudasai~laughing "That's why cats can't use forks" |
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"Cake or Death?"
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Wins 28 - Losses 24
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EXP: 7610
HP: 2180
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STR: 720
END: 730
ACC: 745
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The Darkness (Sword)
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GAAZ
MOD Black Sheep Commander
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Joined: 14 Oct 2002 |
| Posted: Thu May 22, 2008 5:02 pm Post subject: |
me: What special thing do you get from Michelle aside from head?
Jason: that's about it
me: Damn
Jason: everyone else hs something to offer
me: In San Andreas I at least got a car
Jason: you just get to do her
me: 
me: Time to move on to another woman
I killed Michelle today.
Jason: oops!
me: Cause apparently when you ram a motorcyle into something you both go flying...You get up and she dies
Or stays in fetal position bleeding
Jason: fun, huh? I did that last night with another chick
also, if you get into a fistfight with a homeless person... she doesn't like that
just so you know
wish someone woulda told me
me: |
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I think it's gigawatt when one and gigawatt's when two.
But when there is 1.21 then it's jiggawatts.
Join me pirate crew! |
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Wins 76 - Losses 41
Level 13 |
EXP: 386
HP: 2685
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STR: 895
END: 895
ACC: 895
AGI: 1015
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Fillibuster the Third (Sword)
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Terin
Huzzah!
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Joined: 27 Oct 2003 |
| Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 5:59 pm Post subject: |
Shrike@work - We are all made of stars... OMG IM BURINGING says:
Entertain me.
Ryan Smith ST1 says:
*juggles babies and chainsaws*
Shrike@work - We are all made of stars... OMG IM BURINGING says:
Awesome!
Apparently I've stumbled upon the greatest form of entertainment ever, and I didn't even use www.stumbleupon.com.
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Wins 41 - Losses 57
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EXP: 4282
HP: 2330
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STR: 850
END: 740
ACC: 1000
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Magnificent Mace of 1000 Misses (Mace)
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Shurikane
Dim Panties As String
Joined: 24 Sep 2002 |
| Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 10:17 pm Post subject: |
"What's wrong with this computer?"
"It's got Linux on it." |
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Gopher it.
"Remember when /b/ was good?"
"/b/ was never good." |
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Wins 24 - Losses 32
Level 8 |
EXP: 2375
HP: 2550
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STR: 1050
END: 750
ACC: 800
AGI: 600
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Graduate's Windbuster (Sword)
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Al the DLOE
Director of Unpleasent Facts Dept.
Age: 43
Gender:
Joined: 05 Dec 2006 |
| Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 7:07 pm Post subject: |
| Shurikane wrote: | "What's wrong with this computer?"
"It's got Linux on it." |
hmm...normally i hear that about vista... |
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"There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness."
-Friedrich Nietzsche
"A liberal is a man too broadminded to take his own side in a quarrel."
-Robert Frost
"What luck for rulers that men do not think."
-Adolf Hitler
Get off a shot FAST, this upsets him long enough to let you make your
second shot perfect. - Robert A Heinlein.
http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/conspiracy_theories.png |
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Wins 49 - Losses 75
Level 14 |
EXP: 7082
HP: 2623
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STR: 913
END: 855
ACC: 1290
AGI: 742
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30mm Autocannon of Lesser Justice (Sniper)
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Shurikane
Dim Panties As String
Joined: 24 Sep 2002 |
| Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 10:24 pm Post subject: |
Which brings me to the next quote, from the same workplace:
"Have any service packs been released for Vista yet?"
"Yep. It's called Ubuntu." |
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Gopher it.
"Remember when /b/ was good?"
"/b/ was never good." |
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Wins 24 - Losses 32
Level 8 |
EXP: 2375
HP: 2550
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STR: 1050
END: 750
ACC: 800
AGI: 600
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Graduate's Windbuster (Sword)
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Diablo
Host of Kirahaad
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Joined: 12 Apr 2003 |
| Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2008 10:51 pm Post subject: |
Ok, so I'm at school talking to my friend and I was so oblivious to her true intentions.
Heather: Hey, you got a SUV right?
Me: Yeah, I drove it today, why?
Heather: The seats can fold down right? In the back I mean. It has a lot of room right?
Me: Yeah they fold down and yes, there is a lot of room.
Heather: Cool, how 'bout you show me the back with the seats folded down after class at today.
Me: Ok....
So I get out of class and make it to my SUV(explorer) and go ahead and get the seats lowered, I still had one more class so I left her a note on the window and locked my car and went to class next thing you know I'm getting a text message
Heather: You know Andrew it's really hard to have sex by yourself and especially when your locked out the car...
Me: Wait, you wanted to F***!! I thought you wanted to see if the seats lay down, don't move! |
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Hrm? Diablo III recently announced...
Diablo shows back up at PO unannounced...
CONSPIRACY!
-Daijaga |
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Wins 2 - Losses 1
Level 2 |
EXP: 750
HP: 1800
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STR: 800
END: 500
ACC: 700
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Shriken (Sword)
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Terin
Huzzah!
Gender:
Joined: 27 Oct 2003 |
| Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 5:44 pm Post subject: |
David "Ice Ice" Tilley- ST1 says:
Pfft, you only live twice
Ryan "Yuri the landlord" Smith ST1 says:
you and you're crazy religion
-T
PS - Andrew that's hilarious |
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Wins 41 - Losses 57
Level 10 |
EXP: 4282
HP: 2330
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STR: 850
END: 740
ACC: 1000
AGI: 710
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Magnificent Mace of 1000 Misses (Mace)
(370 - 400) |
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Doot
Cute and Non-Abrasive Hyper Hypo
Gender:
Joined: 15 Sep 2002 |
| Posted: Thu Oct 23, 2008 9:43 am Post subject: |
One of many fun conversations throughout the day.
Doot: I love my husband 
Osiris: I love you too, so leave your husband and get with me. |
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Doot vanishes fast.
"Is it wind that makes that sound?"
"No. It is your doom."
"Makai shotto!" (Yeah, I'm sexy ain't I!) |  |
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Wins 60 - Losses 60
Level 11 |
EXP: 7293
HP: 2500
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STR: 800
END: 850
ACC: 920
AGI: 930
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Dark Blade of Miniopia (Blades)
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