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Shino
Fade into this fantasy, caught in the web of time
Age: 49
Gender: 
Joined: 15 Sep 2002 |
 Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 9:56 am Post subject: |
Wednesday March, 26 2008
On Answers, technically correct
Family Feud host Richard Dawson: Name a time that most people get up.
Contestant: Morning
Dawson: Name a time that most people go to bed.
Contestant: Night
Thursday March 27, 2008
On we weren't planning to
Label on a key ring clip from Family Christian Store:
DO NOT CLIMB
Friday March 28, 2008
On Taxi Rules, graphic
Passengers are not allowed to carry with them contraband goods, smoke, spit, or to dump inside taxis. Psychos or drunkards without guardians are prohibited to take taxis.
rules posted in a taxi, Shanghai, China |
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Level 21 |
EXP: 11590
HP: 3150
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STR: 1050
END: 1050
ACC: 1200
AGI: 1200
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Shino
Fade into this fantasy, caught in the web of time
Age: 49
Gender:
Joined: 15 Sep 2002 |
| Posted: Mon Mar 31, 2008 9:02 am Post subject: |
Saturday March 29, 2008
On Take my brain, please
I don't think about anything too much... If I think too much, it kinda freaks me out!
actress Pamela Anderson
Sunday March 30, 2008
On Einsteinian Physics Overturned
I can play a little faster than full speed.
San Antonio Spurs forward Edgar Jones, on his active playing style
Monday March 31, 2008
On We certainly hope not
The Denver Daily News would like to offer a sincere apology for a type in Wednesday's Town Talk, regarding New Jersey's proposal to ban smoking in automobiles. It was not the author's intention to call New Jersey "Jew Jersey."
the Correction of the Year for 2005, as published in the Denver Daily News |
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So many games... so little time
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Wins 190 - Losses 169
Level 21 |
EXP: 11590
HP: 3150
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STR: 1050
END: 1050
ACC: 1200
AGI: 1200
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Shino
Fade into this fantasy, caught in the web of time
Age: 49
Gender:
Joined: 15 Sep 2002 |
| Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 9:01 am Post subject: |
I keep falling behind. 
Tuesday April 1, 2008
On Houston, we have a problem
I believe the town where I used to come--from Houston, Texas, to enjoy myself, occasionally too much--will be that very same town, that it will be a better place to come to.
President Bush, on the tarmac at the New Orleans airport after Hurricane Katrina
Wednesday April 2, 2008
On You know, I'm not hungry after all
Sweet Macapuno Balls
(gelatinous mutant coconut)
menu item in South Korea
Thursday April 3, 2008
On #4 looks like it was the hard one.
1. A quiz answer. 2. A quiz answer. 3. A quiz answer. 4. A quiz answer A quiz answer A quiz answer. 5. A quiz answer A quiz answer.
news quiz answer key in the London Times |
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Wins 190 - Losses 169
Level 21 |
EXP: 11590
HP: 3150
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STR: 1050
END: 1050
ACC: 1200
AGI: 1200
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Aiman
Demon Knight
Age: 43
Gender:
Joined: 14 Jan 2003 |
| Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 9:04 am Post subject: |
Ahh... good ol' Bush. He makes blonds look smart.
Funny how a C average student can run the country... wait, he can't!  |
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Wins 3 - Losses 6
Level 3 |
EXP: 767
HP: 2050
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STR: 850
END: 600
ACC: 750
AGI: 500
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Malaikat, Syaitan & Skye (Blades)
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Shino
Fade into this fantasy, caught in the web of time
Age: 49
Gender:
Joined: 15 Sep 2002 |
| Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2008 9:21 am Post subject: |
OK... I'm well behind.
Friday April 4, 2008
On Apologies, Necessary
Sent: Monday, April 7, 2003
Subject 900 17th Street - Restroom Emergency
Please pass on to your employees.
The engineering staff has discovered a blockage in the pipes to drain the building restrooms. This is causing the pipes in the 2nd floor restroom to back up and drain into SunTrust Bank. If possible please refrain from using the restrooms unless it is an emergency. A plumbing contractor has been called to fix the problem and will be here in a few minutes. I will send another e-mail when the problem has been corrected. I apologize for the incontinence.
actual e-mail sent within a company (thanks to Rob Blackwell).
Saturday April 5, 2008
On Hey, Pedro, stop playing with yourself
I'll find it eventually. I do things different. I play wit myself up there and eventually I'll find it. The last two innings I had it.
pitcher Padro Martinez, on how he found his groove after his last start against the Nationals
Sunday April 6, 2008
On problems, definitional
My car was legally parked as it backed into the other vehicle.
actually statement on an insurance form, in which the driver was trying to explain an accident in as few words as possible.
Monday April 7, 2008
Great Dialogue from Melodramas
Just remember, men can see much better than they can think. A low-cut neckline does more for a girl's future thank the entire Britannica encyclopedia!
advice in the movie Peyton Place (1957)
Tuesday April 8, 2008
On oh, nevermind
Customer: I can't get my diskette out.
Tech support: have you tried pushing the button?
Customer: Yes, sure, it's really stuck.
Tech support: That doesn't sound good. I'll make a note.
Customer: No... wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet... it's still on my desk... sorry.
actual call to a computer tech-support line (thanks to Shaye Marie Sauers) |
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Wins 190 - Losses 169
Level 21 |
EXP: 11590
HP: 3150
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STR: 1050
END: 1050
ACC: 1200
AGI: 1200
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Shino
Fade into this fantasy, caught in the web of time
Age: 49
Gender:
Joined: 15 Sep 2002 |
| Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 8:45 am Post subject: |
... I've never been so proud to live in GA.
Wednesday April 9, 2008
On Trains, Vanishing
THREE FREIGHT TRAINS CRASH; TWO MISSING
headline in the Marietta (GA) Daily Journal
Thursday April 10th, 2008
On Slips, Freudian
Part of growing up is learning how to control one's impulses
Sen. Hillary Clinton, introducing her husband, Bill Clinton, at a gun control speech. |
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So many games... so little time
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Wins 190 - Losses 169
Level 21 |
EXP: 11590
HP: 3150
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STR: 1050
END: 1050
ACC: 1200
AGI: 1200
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(500 - 600) |
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Shino
Fade into this fantasy, caught in the web of time
Age: 49
Gender:
Joined: 15 Sep 2002 |
| Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2008 10:06 am Post subject: |
OK, I'm way behind.
Sorry... it's been a really crappy week for me so far.
Friday April 11, 2008
On you ain't kiddin'
Gay men have changed their sexual behavior, but it's extremely difficult to keep it up year after year.
British safe-sex advocacy group official Jamie Taylor
Saturday April 12, 2008
On Campbell's Chicken Noodle Pills
The business man in 1999 [will eat] a soup-pill or a concentrated meat-pill for his noonday lunch.... Ice cream pills [will be] very popular.
prediction made by writer Arthur Bird, in his book Looking Forward (1899)
Sunday April 13, 2008
On bulletins, unfortunate
Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10:00. All are invited to lunch in the Fellowship after the B.S. is done.
church bulletin listing
Monday April 14, 2008
On Scales, confusing
On a scale of one to 10, I would say 60 to 65 percent.
NBA union rep Billy Hunter, talking about how far apart the union and the owners were in the NBA collective-bargaining negotiations.
Tuesday April 15, 2008
On it all depends on what the meaning of "taxes" is
wage-based premium........................................taxes
definition used by President Bill Clinton
Wednesday April 16, 2008
On ewe lose
Weakest Link host Anne Robinson: Andy, which letter of the alphabet sounds exactly the same as the term for a female sheep?
Contestant: Baaah? |
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So many games... so little time
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Wins 190 - Losses 169
Level 21 |
EXP: 11590
HP: 3150
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STR: 1050
END: 1050
ACC: 1200
AGI: 1200
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Aiman
Demon Knight
Age: 43
Gender:
Joined: 14 Jan 2003 |
| Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2008 10:15 am Post subject: |
LMAO! The Weakest Link woman, that woman is annoying as hell, but funny. Didn't they fire her though?
NBA... You can't expect a lot from jocks.
And the noodle pills will become a reality in a few more years, you'll see! |
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Wins 3 - Losses 6
Level 3 |
EXP: 767
HP: 2050
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STR: 850
END: 600
ACC: 750
AGI: 500
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Sperrit
Chosen of Earth
Gender:
Joined: 16 Oct 2002 |
| Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 12:45 pm Post subject: |
The B.S. one is my favorite so far.
Sorry your week has been crappy, Shino. Hope it get's better!
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Kettle, Burden of Compassion, one of the Four Pans of the PO-pocalypse
Honor, Faith, Valor- The Code of the Darkenenvar |
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Wins 24 - Losses 16
Level 8 |
EXP: 1125
HP: 2460
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STR: 800
END: 830
ACC: 810
AGI: 760
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Terramyr (Sword)
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Ming
DOOM!
Gender:
Joined: 13 Jan 2003 |
| Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 2:48 pm Post subject: |
OMG SPERRIT! |
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Spinning around and being graceful looks cool, but then someone comes along and cuts something off, and the fight is over.
Official UP lover!
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Wins 41 - Losses 44
Level 10 |
EXP: 5223
HP: 2300
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STR: 900
END: 700
ACC: 1000
AGI: 800
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