RedVsBlue Favorite quotes!

kei · Last edited by kei on Tue Oct 25, 2005 1:30 am; edited 1 time in total

Has anyone seen this awesome, hularious show of halo? It's the best comedy realf I've had game related.

Reverend · I kin Age: 41 Gender: Joined: 21 Oct 2002

Started watching the free episodes online, hoping that I might end up with the season one DVD in my birthday presents.

Yes it is rather humorous, and you've got to admire that work that these guys can do

kei · Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 1:23 am Post subject:

It's completely awesome!
Favorite quotes from it.

1."Dude, tex took out this guys skull and started beating him to death with it." Kaboose: Wait, that doesn't seem psyically possible."
Church: "That's what johny kept saying.."
Johny: "This does't seem psyically possible!" -dies-

2. Tex: "He's got some help one of those priest guys came in."
Kaboose: "Oh! I like them, they were funny."
Griff: "Kaboose, they tried to kill you because of flag."
Kaboose: "I try not to remember the bad things about people."
Griff: That's all they tried to do, there wrre no good things."
Kaboose: "That's ok I have a really bad memmory, WOW LOOK A BEACH!"

3.Kaboose: "I AM MICHEAL J. KABOOSE, AND I EAT BABIES!!!"

4. Matt: Bloody murder! bloody murder!"

Ming · DOOM! Gender: Joined: 13 Jan 2003

"Well, what other animals does it look like?"
"A walrus..."
"There you go making up animals again!"

RuneLateralus · Otaku Knight Gender: Joined: 27 Sep 2002

Tucker: You know, I was wrong. We can pick up chicks with this tank. Probably two or three.

Church: Oh listen to you! What are you going to do with three chicks?!

Tucker Church. Women are like Voltron. The more you hook-up, the better it gets.

kei · Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 3:44 am Post subject:

Churches ghost: Tucker.. tucker...
Kaboose: is this the message?
Church: Kaboose I swear if you interupt one last time I will haunt you for the rest of your life!"

Kaboose: Shyla no!!!!
Tucker: Shyla no!!!! .. wait whose shyla?
Kaboose: Shyla was the lady in the tank...
Tucker: what? dude I totally knew you could pick up chicks in a tank.

Sarge: Ok for our mission "ha ga ger gager!"
Griff: Uhh.. Captain are you ok?
Sarge (possesed by churches spirit): uh yes! ahem I mean yes I just coughed up a lougy inside my helmit.
Simmons: Permission to speak freely sir?
Sarge: Yes gohead.
Simmons: That's freakin disgusting!

K-chan · Murr! Gender: Joined: 23 Nov 2004

Griff: I just want to let everyone know....that I suck, and that I'm a girl, I wear ribbons in my hair, and I want to kiss all the boys.
Sarge: This is the best surrender ever.

Tucker: I just want you to know....rocks aren't people.
Church: Duely noted, now get in the teleporter.

Tucker: Kaboose no one likes you.
Kaboose: I like me.

Doc: I'll make my enemies taste oblivion!!! ...whcih tastes like RedBull, which is DISGUSTING!

kei · Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 1:00 pm Post subject:

Sarge: Griff griff, I have something I need to tell..
Griff: hm?
Sarge: I, I alwaysed hated you, I alwaysed hated you the most.
Griff: Hurry up and die you prick!
Sarge: Ok.. -dies-

Andsectoid · Router Monkey of DOOM!!! Gender: Joined: 18 Sep 2003

Sorry If these are kinda long:

Sarge: What... what happened here?
Simmons: Sir, you got shot in the head, so we gave you CPR and saved you, sir.
Grif: I always believed in you, Simmons.
Simmons: Uh, actually, it's Grif you should thank, sir. He did all the work.
Sarge: Grif?
Simmons: Yes, sir.
Sarge: Grif, why in hell would you give somebody CPR for a bullet wound in the head? That doesn't make a lick of sense.
Grif: [sighs] You're welcome, sir.
Sarge: I mean it's all so damn inconsistent. What would you do if they stabbed me in the toe, rub my neck with aloe vera? Hey there Grif! I think I feel an aneurism comin' on. Could you help me out with one of them therapeutic massages? Use your fingers, not your knuckles. That there, that's good. Lower back. Yeah, I can feel that working already. Don't be afraid to go too low. Oh, yeah, shee-atsu.

Sarge: May I introduce the our new light reconnaissance vehicle! It has four-inch armour plating, mag bumper suspension, a mounted machine gunner position, and total seating for three. Gentlemen, this is the M12LRV! I like to call it the Warthog.
Simmons: Why Warthog, sir?
Sarge: Because "M12LRV' is too hard to say in conversation, son.
Grif: No, but... Why Warthog? I mean, it doesn't really look like a pig.
Sarge: Say that again.
Grif: I think it looks more like a puma.
Sarge: What in Sam Hell is a puma?
Simmons: You mean like the shoe company?
Grif: No. Like a puma. It's a big cat. Like a lion.
Sarge: You're makin' that up.
Grif: I'm telling you, it's a real animal.
Sarge: Simmons, I want you to poison Grif's next meal.
Simmons: Yes, sir!
Sarge: [Points at front of the Warthog] Look, see these two tailhooks? They look like tusks. And what kind of animal has tusks?
Grif: A walrus.
Sarge: Didn't I just tell you to stop makin' up animals?

Caboose: So I say to the guy, How're you going to get the tank down to the planet? And he goes, I'll just put it on the ship. And I go, if you've got a ship that can carry a tank, why not just put guns on the ship and use it instead?

Tucker: Well, what kinda car is it?
Church: I dunno. Kinda looks like a big cat.
Tucker: What, you mean like a puma?
Church: Yeah man there you go.

Sarge: Hey Lopez! How'd you like to shoot grif?
Lopez: Si Senor. Muchas Gracias.

I have the season 1 and 2 dvds

kei · Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 2:24 pm Post subject:

Tucker: Just hire her!
Griff: what?
Tucker: she'll do anything for money.
Tex: That's not true.
Tucker: It's not I'll give you 10$ to tear off grifs arm.
Tex: which ones griff?
Tucker: see she's not even really on the blue team she was just paid to help us.
Simmons: but how are we giong to pay her, we don't have the money, we don't even know what money is in the future.
Griff: Yeah they could have sea shells or lazer beams for currentcy.
Simmons: Lazer beams?
Griff: Yeah, that would be the collest wallet ever!

_______________________
Donut: Guys guys, guess what, I did so well on the last mission they gave me my own color armor!
Church: It's pink.
Donut: it's not pink it's lightish red!
Kaboose: Hey you know what they already have a name for lightish red, it's called pink.