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Andsectoid
Router Monkey of DOOM!!!
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Joined: 18 Sep 2003 |
 Posted: Wed Mar 29, 2006 4:54 pm Post subject: Uncyclopedia |
I love Uncyclopedia.
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Main_Page
Here is what they have to say about Neon Genesis:
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Neon_Genesis_Evangelion
Here is an exert:
| Quote: | In A.D. 2101 war has beginning. International mega-bastard Gendo Ikari invites his whiny and flamboyantly homosexual daughter(?), Shinji, to Tokyo 3, the superfluous third Tokyo. (Created because someone apparently thought having just two wasn't good enough.) Located in Tokyo 3 is Gendo's mysterious post-modern corporation NERV, founded to make fun of Christian and Jewish symbolism and store massive piles of random junk, such as gigantic bio-mechanoids which Gendo builds as a hobby in its basement, and a giant masked marshmellow man. Gendo's plan is to offer his spineless son an albino personality-devoid clone of his dead wife and a redheaded psycho bitch girl to mack on. To earn his keep, Shinji must join his potential concubines in piloting giant robots while prancing around with weapons of minor destruction. It's unclear as to why exactly he does this, although it seems to involve fighting gargantuan Godzilla rejects that God apparently created when he was high.
Throughout the whole series, the pathetic son screams and whines all the time. As time goes on, Shinji's condition begins to deteriorate and his mind regresses so far that he ends up being able to view life only as a series of under-funded slide shows created primarily from stock footage. Eventually, it takes the destruction of all people on Earth except one, lots of acid, and lots of product promotion for Tang™, for him to finally have sex with a girl, but it turns out in the end it was only a kitten huffing-induced reverie. When he finally regains his senses and finds himself alone with the last girl in the world, the annoying German bitch, he tries to kill her. (Failing miserably, of course.) |
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ScrumYummy
bunnyhunches of scrums
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Joined: 29 Jun 2005 |
| Posted: Wed Mar 29, 2006 9:35 pm Post subject: |
 !!!!!!!!!!!1
Unclyclopedia is my new home dawg. X)! |
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..it borked. :D |
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Totem Doll (Sword)
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Shandriz
Your Death Shall be Swift
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Joined: 28 Sep 2003 |
| Posted: Wed Mar 29, 2006 9:44 pm Post subject: |
...everything he said about Neon Genesis Evangelion is totally true! OMG! ^^
..it was still a relatively good series, though. Except the end. |
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