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Shino
Fade into this fantasy, caught in the web of time
Age: 49
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 Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 9:57 am Post subject: The stupidest things ever said! |
So, at the Snowball I got the pleasure of receiving Al's gift... it was a calendar of the 366 (leap year) stupidest things ever said.
Some are really good... some aren't, but I wanted to share it with all of you. I'm not going to play catch up from the 1st of the year, but I'll start with yesterday...
Monday, January 14, 2008:
On books that will never make the bestseller list:
A Pictorial Book of Tongue Coating (1981)
Life and Laughter 'Midst the Cannibals (1926)
The Baron Kinvervankotsdorsprakingatchdern: A New Musical Comedy (1781)
Tuesday, January 15, 2008:
On Different breakfast foods:
Cornflex
Cornflack
Screambled Eggs
Screebled Eggs
Purched Egg
Pooched Egg menu items at various Asian restaurants. |
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Shino
Fade into this fantasy, caught in the web of time
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| Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 10:57 am Post subject: |
Wednesday, January 16, 2008:
On critically forgetful patients:
Patient has left his white blood cells at another hospital.
actually comment written by a doctor on a patient's chart. |
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Aiman
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| Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 12:55 pm Post subject: |
| Shino wrote: | Wednesday, January 16, 2008:
On critically forgetful patients:
Patient has left his white blood cells at another hospital.
actually comment written by a doctor on a patient's chart. |
I wonder if he thought that through after he wrote it. Apparently not... |
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GAAZ
MOD Black Sheep Commander
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| Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 9:11 pm Post subject: |
How can we be sure Shino just isn't spelling all these things incorrectly? |
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Blackmage
Intragalactic Acquisitions Agent Mew
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| Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 9:18 pm Post subject: Re: The stupidest things ever said! |
| Shino wrote: | Tuesday, January 15, 2008:
On Different breakfast foods:
Cornflex
Cornflack
Screambled Eggs
Screebled Eggs
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Pooched Egg menu items at various Asian restaurants. |
Engrish ftw! |
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Aindriahhn
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| Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 7:35 am Post subject: |
Well, I'm always leaving blood lying around, especially at work, if I happen to get cut, but never all of any single part of it. |
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Shino
Fade into this fantasy, caught in the web of time
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| Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 9:38 am Post subject: |
| GAAZ wrote: | | How can we be sure Shino just isn't spelling all these things incorrectly? |
You can't... that's what makes it so much fun... Mwaahaahaahaa!
No, but seriously... I'm not. 
Thursday, January 17, 2008
On We BET they'll enjoy the pictures!:
At last... a book for young people about sex and reproduction in language they can understand, plus pictures they will enjoy.
from the cover of the sex education book "It's Perfectly Normal" |
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Aiman
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| Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 9:53 am Post subject: |
If the book was for 5 year olds, yes... |
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Shino
Fade into this fantasy, caught in the web of time
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| Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 9:54 am Post subject: |
Friday, January 18, 2008
On Probably Not Much
They know I know, and I know they know I know, but I don't know how much I know.
New England Patriots defensive back Jack Mildren, on his knowledge of the strategies of his former team, the Colts |
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Shino
Fade into this fantasy, caught in the web of time
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| Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 9:13 am Post subject: |
Saturday, January 19, 2008
On the New York Times, Great Predictions Printed In
In the year 2000, we will live in pre-fabricated houses light enough for two men to assemble, ... cook in our television sets, and relax in chairs that emit a private sound-light-color-spectacular.
from a New Your Times story, January 7, 1968
Sunday January 20, 2008
On Would-Be Presidents, Not So Stirring Moments With
Reporter: What did you major in in college?
Sen Carol Moseley Brown (D-Illinois), who had just announced she was going to run for president: I'm going to guess it was political science, but I'm not sure. It might have been history. I'll check. I hadn't thought of that one.
Monday, January 21, 2008
On Confidence-building comments by bank directors
I don't think I've stolen any money recently.
director of Indonesia's central bank, Syahril Sabirin |
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