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Therin
Gloompf. Iggle!



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Joined: 24 Sep 2002
PostPosted: Fri Apr 09, 2004 5:41 pm    Post subject: What disease do you have?

http://thesurrealist.co.uk/disease.cgi

You'd better sit down. You are suffering from
General Mythral's Disease.
Cause: computer virus

Symptoms: appetite changes, dilation of pupils, frequent absenteeism

Cure: cryogenic freezing until science catches up

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Ultrawolf
Mr. Roarke



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Joined: 04 Jul 2003
PostPosted: Fri Apr 09, 2004 5:44 pm    Post subject:

I'm afraid it's bad news. You are suffering from
Ultrawolf's Lurgy.

Cause: sexually transmitted

Symptoms: frequent dilation of pupils, grunting, humming, squawking

Cure: drink lots of water

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Minosheep
Doesn't get a custom rank.


Age: 36
Gender: Gender:Male
Joined: 27 Oct 2002
PostPosted: Fri Apr 09, 2004 6:24 pm    Post subject:

Crap... thing messed up...

Demonicitis.
Nausea. Cannibalism. Coughing up blood.
Take a hundred potions of extra healing and come back in the morning.

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reaper
I miss you Shar



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Joined: 28 Dec 2002
PostPosted: Fri Apr 09, 2004 6:35 pm    Post subject:

Reaper's Disease.

Cause: smoking

Symptoms: sudden pimples, eyelid swelling, iris colour-changes

Cure: take a day off work


day of work, sweet Mr. Green

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Suna-chan
Otaku Master


Age: 36
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Joined: 22 May 2003
PostPosted: Sat Apr 10, 2004 10:59 pm    Post subject:

Suna-Chanitis.
Cause: watching too much television

Symptoms: sudden aphasia, walking like a zombie, abdominal swelling, mild acidic blood

Cure: take a few ibuprofen a day until it goes away



....aww i don't get a day off work..er..school! ;_;

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Tenshiai
Otaku Knight



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Joined: 10 Oct 2003
PostPosted: Sun Apr 11, 2004 3:11 am    Post subject:

Textbook example.

You are suffering from Tenshiaitis.



Cause: spread by rats

Symptoms: gastrointestinal bleeding, occasional tiredness, beeping

Cure: exercise

lol I don't have a day off I must do exercice !lol

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Razer
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Joined: 07 Oct 2002
PostPosted: Sun Apr 11, 2004 9:56 am    Post subject:

You are suffering from Razer's Disorder

Cause: thinking too hard
Symptoms: shivering, vertigo, vague rapid heart beat, occasional froglike eyes
Cure: take a day off work


Well my own diagnosis is that I suffer from Extreme Low Asshole Comprehension Syndrome (XLACS Very Happy ) meaning I can't understand how so many people can be such complete assholes. I got this way back in junior high school. I doubt there's a cure.

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Excel Zero
Suna-Chan's Brother/Mod of Randomness



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Joined: 22 Oct 2003
PostPosted: Sun Apr 11, 2004 10:02 am    Post subject:

OH MY GOD!!

this is funny!

Pay attention to the cause

You'd better sit down. You are suffering from
Excel's Syndrome.
Cause: falling over

Symptoms: Hitler moustache, vague depression, clicking sounds, blood powdering

Cure: take four potions of extra healing every day for the rest of your life

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Therin
Gloompf. Iggle!



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Joined: 24 Sep 2002
PostPosted: Sun Apr 11, 2004 11:52 am    Post subject:

BLOOD POWDERING!!!

rofl!!

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punk rock girl
Seniorita Punk Otaku



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Joined: 08 Dec 2002
PostPosted: Sun Apr 11, 2004 5:01 pm    Post subject:

Bad luck! You are suffering from
punk rock girl's Lurgy.
Cause: bee sting

Symptoms: enlarged liver, vague space alien bursting from stomach, shrunken head

Cure: take one and a half Prozac tablets before going to bed

man i hate it when aliens do that.. *takes one and a half prozac tablets*

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