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Therin Gloompf. Iggle!

Gender:  Joined: 24 Sep 2002 |
Posted: Fri Apr 09, 2004 5:41 pm Post subject: What disease do you have? |
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Wins 45 - Losses 36 Level 10 |
EXP: 6251 HP: 2600
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STR: 950 END: 825 ACC: 825 AGI: 800
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Gray Matter (Gun) (240 - 530) |
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Ultrawolf Mr. Roarke

Gender:  Joined: 04 Jul 2003 |
Posted: Fri Apr 09, 2004 5:44 pm Post subject: |
I'm afraid it's bad news. You are suffering from
Ultrawolf's Lurgy.
Cause: sexually transmitted
Symptoms: frequent dilation of pupils, grunting, humming, squawking
Cure: drink lots of water |
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Wins 115 - Losses 130 Level 17 |
EXP: 831 HP: 2800
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STR: 1000 END: 900 ACC: 1100 AGI: 1000
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Legacy (Shotgun) (400 - 550) |
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Minosheep Doesn't get a custom rank.

Age: 36 Gender:  Joined: 27 Oct 2002 |
Posted: Fri Apr 09, 2004 6:24 pm Post subject: |
Crap... thing messed up...
Demonicitis.
Nausea. Cannibalism. Coughing up blood.
Take a hundred potions of extra healing and come back in the morning. |
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Wins 44 - Losses 45 Level 10 |
EXP: 8909 HP: 1835
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STR: 325 END: 755 ACC: 920 AGI: 1400
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FireGuardian and Bloodreign (Blades) (365 - 405) |
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reaper I miss you Shar

Gender:  Joined: 28 Dec 2002 |
Posted: Fri Apr 09, 2004 6:35 pm Post subject: |
Reaper's Disease.
Cause: smoking
Symptoms: sudden pimples, eyelid swelling, iris colour-changes
Cure: take a day off work
day of work, sweet  |
_________________ All religion is a defense against a religious experience - Carl Jung
The power of philosophy floats through my head, light like a feather, heavy as lead - Bob Marley
The pioneers of a warless world are the youth that refuse military service - Albert Einstein |
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Wins 151 - Losses 189 Level 22 |
EXP: 7585 HP: 2600
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STR: 1000 END: 800 ACC: 1550 AGI: 1250
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Suna-chan Otaku Master

Age: 36 Gender:  Joined: 22 May 2003 |
Posted: Sat Apr 10, 2004 10:59 pm Post subject: |
Suna-Chanitis.
Cause: watching too much television
Symptoms: sudden aphasia, walking like a zombie, abdominal swelling, mild acidic blood
Cure: take a few ibuprofen a day until it goes away
....aww i don't get a day off work..er..school! ;_; |
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"Quebeker slang 101, with Guillaume Duval! Also, read his famous book ''How to speak like a VRAIS quebecois!'' ~BWS-1 |
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Wins 21 - Losses 22 Level 7 |
EXP: 4969 HP: 2190
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STR: 790 END: 700 ACC: 840 AGI: 770
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Euphoria & Dysphoria (Blades) (305 - 375) |
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Tenshiai Otaku Knight

Gender:  Joined: 10 Oct 2003 |
Posted: Sun Apr 11, 2004 3:11 am Post subject: |
Textbook example.
You are suffering from Tenshiaitis.
Cause: spread by rats
Symptoms: gastrointestinal bleeding, occasional tiredness, beeping
Cure: exercise
lol I don't have a day off I must do exercice !lol |
_________________ When I tell the truth, it is not for convincing those who do not know it, but confusing those that do.-Anon-
You can help someone to live but can't do breathe for him. |
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Wins 0 - Losses 4 Level 1 |
EXP: 750 HP: 1600
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STR: 200 END: 700 ACC: 800 AGI: 800
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Cosmos & Chaos (Blades) (220 - 280) |
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Razer 4934 5157 5662 5658

Gender:  Joined: 07 Oct 2002 |
Posted: Sun Apr 11, 2004 9:56 am Post subject: |
You are suffering from Razer's Disorder
Cause: thinking too hard
Symptoms: shivering, vertigo, vague rapid heart beat, occasional froglike eyes
Cure: take a day off work
Well my own diagnosis is that I suffer from Extreme Low Asshole Comprehension Syndrome (XLACS ) meaning I can't understand how so many people can be such complete assholes. I got this way back in junior high school. I doubt there's a cure. |
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Wins 91 - Losses 107 Level 15 |
EXP: 9225 HP: 2217
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STR: 443 END: 887 ACC: 1315 AGI: 1255
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Me Trusty Axe (Axe) (302 - 618) |
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Excel Zero Suna-Chan's Brother/Mod of Randomness

Gender:  Joined: 22 Oct 2003 |
Posted: Sun Apr 11, 2004 10:02 am Post subject: |
OH MY GOD!!
this is funny!
Pay attention to the cause
You'd better sit down. You are suffering from
Excel's Syndrome.
Cause: falling over
Symptoms: Hitler moustache, vague depression, clicking sounds, blood powdering
Cure: take four potions of extra healing every day for the rest of your life |
_________________ "You know? When they talk about the good life, I bet this is what they mean. Private Jet, music contract, and COASTERS! - Melody
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Wins 47 - Losses 52 Level 11 |
EXP: 10688 HP: 2695
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STR: 895 END: 900 ACC: 880 AGI: 825
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Excel Axe of Doom (Axe) (400 - 400) |
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Therin Gloompf. Iggle!

Gender:  Joined: 24 Sep 2002 |
Posted: Sun Apr 11, 2004 11:52 am Post subject: |
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Wins 45 - Losses 36 Level 10 |
EXP: 6251 HP: 2600
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STR: 950 END: 825 ACC: 825 AGI: 800
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Gray Matter (Gun) (240 - 530) |
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punk rock girl Seniorita Punk Otaku

Gender:  Joined: 08 Dec 2002 |
Posted: Sun Apr 11, 2004 5:01 pm Post subject: |
Bad luck! You are suffering from
punk rock girl's Lurgy.
Cause: bee sting
Symptoms: enlarged liver, vague space alien bursting from stomach, shrunken head
Cure: take one and a half Prozac tablets before going to bed
man i hate it when aliens do that.. *takes one and a half prozac tablets*
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Wins 14 - Losses 20 Level 6 |
EXP: 4656 HP: 2475
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STR: 725 END: 875 ACC: 875 AGI: 525
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saftey pins!! (Shotgun) (240 - 380) |
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