Math and Chemistry humor

[Blues]

[url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Euler's_identity]YOU CAN HAVE YOUR PI AND E IT TOO[/url]

Environmental Science gets ugly

WE CAN ANGLE DANCE IF WE WANT TO, WE CAN LEAVE OUR TRIANGLES BEHIND

A hydrogen atom runs up to two other atoms yelling and waving his arms. "Help, help! A mugger just stole my electron!" One of the other atoms looks him over and replies "Are you positive?"
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So a constant function and e^x are walking down the street. "Boy," the constant says, "I'd never walk alone, I hear there's been a rogue differential running around differentiating things. "Ha, I don't know what you're talking about, I'm not worried at all!" e^x brags, and drops off the constant off at his house then walks home. On the way, a function catches him. "Now that I've got you, I'm going to differentiate you!" it growls. "Go ahead and try, I'm invincible!" e^x says. The function laughs. "Oh, but I'm d/dy!"
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A chemist, biologist, and physicist go the ocean. They've never seen it before, so they're really excited. The biologist says "Boy, I bet there are tons of different animals and creatures in there!" and runs into the waves and drowns. The physicist looks at the waves and says "I can't wait to map those waveforms! I need to get a closer look!" He also runs into the ocean and drowns. The chemist looks at where the physicist and biologist disappeared for a while, then a lightbulb comes on in his head. "Ah-ha! The biologist and the physicist are soluble!"
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A physicist approaches a mathematician with the latest results of his experiment and asks the mathematician to look the calculations over. The mathematician agrees and a week later comes back and tells the physicist his proposed formulas aren't working out at all. "But I've run more trials, and none of my data is deviating from my hypothesis!" the physicist says. So the mathematician offers to check everything over one more time, and after another week they meet up again. "Well," the mathematician sighs, "I'm sorry to say this formula still doesn't work--it only makes sense in the trivial case where everything is real and positive."
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A mathematician is scheduled to give a talk at a school on the topic "The Proof of the Riemann Hypothesis." "Holy crap!" the math students think, and they pack the auditorium. So the mathematician gets there and begins his talk. When he finishes a couple hours later he hasn't once mentioned the Riemann Hypothesis. After his talk, one of the students comes up to him and asks, "What happened to the Hypothesis? Did you find a problem in your proof?" The mathematician replies, "Oh, I never had a proof. The topic on the program is there in case I die before I give my lecture."
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A mathematician is obsessed with finding a proof for the Riemann hypothesis. He finally decides to sell his soul to Satan in exchange for the proof. Satan agrees to this deal. A week later, Satan shows up again. The mathematician asks eagerly, "So do you have the proof?" Satan replies, "No, I couldn't get it, but I did stumble upon this interesting corollary . . ."




Hohoho, the LOLLERPOP is the sweetest candy!

...I am a complete nerd.

[Suna-chan]

-does the angle dance-

[Satine]

Q: Why don't alcohol and calculus mix?
A: Because it's dangerous to drink and derive.

Har har har...

[Azurel]

The lead singer of that angle dance song should have tried acting. You know, casting for all the evil, scary guys in horror movies -shudders- aside from that I now know what obtuse is o.O/