Grab Bag o Tyrants - Pick em people.

GAAZ · MOD Black Sheep Commander Gender: Joined: 14 Oct 2002

The Nominations are in... Now pick the person best suited to rule you and remember, voting for the winner may result in some kind of fringe benefits..But voting for their enemies may result in some kind of torture.

Wish there was some cut off choosey thingy so I'll leave it up to one of our Mods to close the poll Wednesday at say 6 PM. (Doesn't matter who gets to 6 PM first cause I'm sure everyone who nominated will vote within like 5 hours of this poll going up.)

Sciler · Mistress Age: 46 Gender: Joined: 15 Sep 2002

Vote for Me! I'm real! Thumbs up

Metal Man · Mastermind Gender: Joined: 24 Sep 2002

But Dogbert's horrifyingly cute and evil!

Which isn't to say that you aren't, Sciler...

Cobalt Katze · Uncertainty Gender: Joined: 05 Oct 2002

C'thulu! *bows down to his master*

Reverend · I kin Age: 41 Gender: Joined: 21 Oct 2002

A vote for me is one more vote towards sainthood in the new ruling church of PO!

Minosheep · Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2003 10:57 pm Post subject:

Sciler, Sciler, she's our dominatrix!

If she can't win then noone can... um... atrix...

ROCK THE SHEEP

GAAZ · MOD Black Sheep Commander Gender: Joined: 14 Oct 2002

Still tryin ta decide who I should vote for...If I vote for C'thulu then I get ta go crazy n'junk...If I vote for Sciler then she may finally use me like I've never been used....If I vote for Nacht then ummmm, well...She's hot.

Oh the Dillemmas!

Oh, and then there's El Supremo...Hes got a cool name but it has the word El in it and hence may be Cuban...And we know how I feel bout Cubans..

Reverend · I kin Age: 41 Gender: Joined: 21 Oct 2002

For those who don't know it, El Supremo represents an Oligarchical rule by Bryan, Ted, Ming, and myself. You know you want us running the show!

D-Trix · Senior Otaku Joined: 04 Nov 2002

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For those who don't know it, El Supremo represents an Oligarchical rule by Bryan, Ted, Ming, and myself. You know you want us running the show!

uh, I didn't know this. does that nullify my role in the Quadrumvirate, or whatever word you use to designate four people who share the seat of Ultimate Power? anyway, one of you guys has to refresh my ailing memory.

i now relinquish command of this post to Dietrich von Brünnerheim, exiled Prince of Vergeltungen.

Perhaps there has been some misunderstanding. Did not all of you see my nomination in the previous thread? Did not all of you immediately fall to your knees in awe-filled worship of my clear and divinely appointed right to lead? I can only assume that you did; therefore I demand an explanation for the absence of my name upon this ballot! Unless...

Of course! You all saw that it would be meaningful to hold the vote, since my victory was fated from the start - this poll must be some practical joke, or perhaps a merely intellectual excercise to see who would have won in my absence, excruciating though that scenario may be to consider.

I suppose there's nothing left to do but formally announce my acceptance of the position of Supreme Dictator of Pocket Otaku! My first act as Supreme Dictator shall be to rename this weboard, as I promised in my campaign: New Vergeltu-

ohhh kaaay, that's enough of that.

i need an answer on the El Supremo thing before i can vote, but i'm afraid that as a DNRC member (with the newsletter subscription to prove it) i have previous loyalties to one short-sighted megalomanical canine.

~Ted

Reverend · I kin Age: 41 Gender: Joined: 21 Oct 2002

Well, technically El Supremo is me, but seeing as I'd need advisors, you can only guess the other three of you would retain larges seats of power.

'Sides Prince Dietrich is not up for Tyrannical Power in this vote. And if He should be, then it needs to be changed.