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Ming
DOOM!
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 Posted: Thu Feb 27, 2003 12:54 am Post subject: |
I was reading through the book of Leviticus in the Bible for my Old Testament class, and I came across this verse:
"You shall not curse the deaf, or put a stumbling block in front of the blind, but you shall fear your God. I am the Lord." ~Leviticus 19:14
I know that shouldn't be funny, but the first thing that came into my head when I read it was someone putting some random object in front of a blind guy and making him trip.
Yeah, I'm going to Hell...
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I kin
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| Posted: Thu Feb 27, 2003 2:06 am Post subject: |
Then I'll at least have some company down there, at least according to the local christian campus group. That's right up there with giving an orthodox jew a pig heart transplant, or inviting your vegan friends to a barbeque |
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Sperrit
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| Posted: Thu Feb 27, 2003 4:04 am Post subject: |
Hey, if you're both going to hell then I certainly am.
I've slipped a jewish person a ham sandwich before. They were... not happy with me.
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Katana
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Joined: 22 Jan 2003 |
| Posted: Thu Feb 27, 2003 8:16 am Post subject: |
I gave my jewish friend bacon. The memory of that is still painful. *rubs head*
But that image is hilarious...but my favorite bible verse will always be Revalation 6:8...prolly cause it sounds cool...let me go fish my bible up and i'll type it right up for you.
"And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him. And power was given unto them over the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword, and with hunger, and with the beasts of the earth."
I pity tha foo!  |
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Ming
DOOM!
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| Posted: Thu Feb 27, 2003 10:05 am Post subject: |
That's a good verse Katana.
Sperrit! I'm very disappointed in you! Slipping a Jewish person a ham sandwich!
Hehe, actually, now that I think about it, that is sorta funny. Yet another reason that I am going to hell.
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I kin
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| Posted: Thu Feb 27, 2003 10:06 am Post subject: |
Very nice, very nice indeed. And since we are on blind people...
-strip one
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| Posted: Thu Feb 27, 2003 1:21 pm Post subject: |
hehe, this sounds like conversations Doot and I used to have while we drove home from work. We were always waiting for the road to crack open right in front of us to freefall into hell...we've said some pretty bad jokes ^^;
but they were so funny! |
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Doot
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| Posted: Thu Feb 27, 2003 1:34 pm Post subject: |
~rubs head~ And God shalleth smite us for all the things we have saideth in jest....
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| Posted: Thu Feb 27, 2003 2:06 pm Post subject: |
I was in hell once and I must say,
"Hell Sure makes a tasty Bagel." |
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Sperrit
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| Posted: Thu Feb 27, 2003 2:43 pm Post subject: |
"Yeah, they just threw in the blind guy for free."
BWA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
SO funny!
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I'm going to hell.
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