humiliation! woot!

[silverorb]

well, i just had a really great humiliating experience that i'd like to share with everybody! so one of my classes ended at about 10:50 this morning, and people were getting up to turn in a take-home exam, and a really clumsy excuse for a human being walked by my desk just as i was about to pick up my open water bottle (one of those HUGE nalgene bottles) to take a drink. she turned, and her backpack smacked right into the bottle, dumping approximately 20 ounces of its 32 oz capacity right in my lap and on my shirt! i looked as if i pissed myself and then rolled around in it! luckily my roommate and some of my amigos came to my aid with paper towels, and my roommate even walked most of the way back to our room with me. but the worst part was that i don't think the girl who did it had a damn clue that anything happened! gaaaahh! my ass is still wet, nearly two hours later!

anyone else have any good humiliating moments recently?

[Reverend]

Not yet, but remind me to get you one of those sippicup lids Love.


EDIT: ACTUALLY....Yes I did, and thankfully the only person who knew about it was Ming.

You see, I had called him to talk about going to see Sin City, and had dialed him on my cell. What happened after I talked with him is that I bumped my cell phone, hitting the [TALK] buttion and getting his voice mail. Without my knowledge.

So what was recorded for the next three plus minutes was my car rendtion of American Woman.

And he still has the voicemail saved.......

[silverorb]

aww i bet you sounded fabulous *sparkles*

oh! i have another recent bad one! my computer is all infected with spyware and stuff now because i (accidentally!) downloaded some porn. bill and ted's excellent adventure is NOT the same as bill and ted's homosexual adventure, just remember that one kids! i would have noticed the problem with the file name, except it was 2am and dark in my room, i wasn't wearing glasses, and i didn't bother looking at the file again before trying to open it. whoops!

[Enon]

Umm I dont know if my ranks up there but here it is.
I was all about getting this possible summerstock position in ohio and I was about to freak out and was complaining that I havent gotten any of the info for it yet when its been siting in my email account for the last week.

[Tobias]

Ive got one...but its not of me, but of two students i unfortunately had to go to school with in highschool

First, in my freshman english class, we had somehow gotten on the topic of cancer. She raises her hand to gladly proclaim

"Umm...isn't cancer a mental disease?"

Lets just say the class had fun with that one.

Secondly, my friend was in a marine bio class with another ditsy woman, when the teacher pulled down an unmarked map of North America. The words out of her mouth after she raised her hand were as follows"

"Umm...not to sound dumb or anything, but where's Canada again?"

Ok...unmarked map of NORTH AMERICA! THERE ARE ONLY LIKE, 2 COUNTRIES IN THE NORTH OF THE FRIGGEN NORTH AMERICA! And to make matters worse, I think shes actually gone to Canada several times.

Why can't all women be as smart as the women on this board?



As far as dumb moments for myself, probably any time I'm with my best friend. Such as "Mike...what kind of tree is that"
"uh...an Oak Maple!"
"Mike...that kind of tree doesn't exist."

or my favorite:

"ROBIN!!!!"
"What Mike?"
"What kind of bird is that?"
"Umm...Mike, that's a rock."
"...oh."

*explodes*

[reaper]

well this is a couple months old but still pretty embaresing lol

Back when I started using the tred mills at school(I prefer pavement)
anyway I wasnt sure how quick the stop was so after running till I was about to drop, hit the stop buttun, and underestemated the time it took lol. so I ended up bein shot off the tred mill at about 4 mph lol, lucky I landed on my feet but it made allot of noise and every one in the gym was staring at me lmao. my face was compleatly flushed already from running but if it wasnt I am sure it would have been pretty red lol

[Excel Zero]

Oh yeah I've never done anything embarassing

One day I wanted to date this girl really badly then she told me her uncle is marrying my aunt and we were gonna be related. so I didn't even hear her say that part just kept rambling on about future dates we could have. She told me twice and I still ignored it!

Also once I talked so much my friend Keith fell asleep on the phone and i kept talking for 10 minutes while he was out

End of line

Excel

[Keiji]

"i looked as if i pissed myself and then rolled around in it!" That's an awesome way of putting it!
Hmmm...Embarassing KG-chan moments...
Oh dear...there's one *laughs* Very emberassing now to still even think about....But, everyone else has laid themselves out on the line!

I think I was maybe like, 12. It was night time, and I had got out of bed to get some water. I was in my nighty, didn't bother to wear underwear. Dad and the brother and mom I think, were all in the kitchen talking, and Dad decided to give me a tickle attack. I fell to the ground giggling..blah blah..I don't think I need to go on....do I?

Another one, I was in grade 7, and had this huge crush on this guy. I only told one girl. Hey, I'm shy, and I don't talk to many people. We were all hanging out in class, there wasn't really anything going on, so it was all laid back and such. The guy I liked walked into the class, and let out a really big burp. The girl shouts in a disguested voice, 'THIS is the guy you like??'...THe whole class turned and stared at me, while the guy just laughed. Yep, that was pretty embarassing too....

[Ultrawolf]

One Time I locked myself out of my house while checking the mail. (Mailbox is right outside my house). Ended up getting locked out cuz my front door sucks and does this wierd self lock thing. So then I walked a few blocks to my friends house. Encountering broken glass, angry unleashed dogs and more! I make it there and I hang out for a while hoping I can stall for time till my dad comes home. But then they gotta go to dinner and I don't wanna burden them so they drop me off at my house. Im waiting waiting. About two hours later my dad comes home. He tells me about the spare key in the garage <<. I sadly march inside and dump my melted ice cream in the sink. <_>

[RivaOni]

the one that sticks in my mind has a sexual reference in it so those who dont want to know, read no further (nothing major, no detail, just a common item thats used)

me and my friends were omn a tequilla binge (which as anyone who knows me in the slightest will know is my drink of choice when im out) we went round a few bars and decided to go to this place called the cookie club, id never been before, and have only been once since and still dont remember what its like, i know where it is thoough, anyway, we got to the dooor and because it wasn't "student night" we had to pay to get in, my wallett back then had two compartments for notes, one i kept my money in and theother had a handful of condoms, i went to go and get some money out, but without realising it i grabbed a couple of the condoms and tried to pay with them, cue hysterical laughter from the bar's bouncer who id try to pay and my friends and the bouncer coming up with "you feel lucky, punk?". i just quickly took them bck off him and stuffed £5 into his hands and didnt bother to collect my change