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Sperrit
Chosen of Earth
Gender: 
Joined: 16 Oct 2002 |
 Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2002 3:17 am Post subject: |
Alright Guys and Gals, post 'em here. You're fav (or least fav) funniest (or least funniest) pick up lines! And if there's a story behind them (as there often is) tell us that too! Cause everyone has at least ONE pick up line!
Hey Baby, Join the Fun  |
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Kettle, Burden of Compassion, one of the Four Pans of the PO-pocalypse
Honor, Faith, Valor- The Code of the Darkenenvar |
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STR: 800
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Terramyr (Sword)
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Saleb Duvat
Senior Otaku
Joined: 03 Dec 2002 |
| Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2002 8:15 am Post subject: |
I am sure all the girls will understand this one... swoon!
So I was at a club in college (formerly 238 West in Gainesville, FL) when this cute guy just sort of appears from out of nowhere. He kind of looks at me and he hands me this perfect red rose. That's all. Then he just walks away.
I only saw him for one brief moment across the dance floor staring at me.
That was my favorite |
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Doot
Cute and Non-Abrasive Hyper Hypo
Gender: 
Joined: 15 Sep 2002 |
| Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2002 9:43 am Post subject: |
"Baby, your parents must be retarded, cuz your soooo special." |
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Doot vanishes fast.
"Is it wind that makes that sound?"
"No. It is your doom."
"Makai shotto!" (Yeah, I'm sexy ain't I!) |  |
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Dark Blade of Miniopia (Blades)
(360 - 440) |
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Shino
Fade into this fantasy, caught in the web of time
Age: 49
Gender:
Joined: 15 Sep 2002 |
| Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2002 1:31 pm Post subject: |
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Bianco & Nero (Sabers)
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BWS-1
Otaku Lord
Gender:
Joined: 25 Sep 2002 |
| Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2002 2:00 pm Post subject: |
I'll confess, I have no pick-up lines, untill the day I met my soulmate, I thought I was asexuel, I had no interests for girls or boys. That's an other reason why I think that deep inside of me I'm a cyborg, or some sort of android or something ... yeah I'm probably crazy too X_x
But if I had one, it would be the same as Shino  . It does work really well (even when you don't want it to work at all haha) |
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KENYA BELEIVE IT!
Q:What year were you born?
A: Yeah.
W.-A. (-workaholics-anonymous-) |
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BWS-1 (Sword)
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Sperrit
Chosen of Earth
Gender:
Joined: 16 Oct 2002 |
| Posted: Thu Dec 19, 2002 4:01 am Post subject: |
Here's one that a friend of mine used once AND it worked quite well!
"Baby, was your Daddy a theif? Cause it looks like he stole the stars from the skies and put them in your eyes."
And it worked!
Join the Fun |
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Kettle, Burden of Compassion, one of the Four Pans of the PO-pocalypse
Honor, Faith, Valor- The Code of the Darkenenvar |
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EXP: 1125
HP: 2460
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STR: 800
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ACC: 810
AGI: 760
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Terramyr (Sword)
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Shino
Fade into this fantasy, caught in the web of time
Age: 49
Gender:
Joined: 15 Sep 2002 |
| Posted: Thu Dec 19, 2002 10:03 am Post subject: |
| Sperrit wrote: | Here's one that a friend of mine used once AND it worked quite well!
"Baby, was your Daddy a theif? Cause it looks like he stole the stars from the skies and put them in your eyes."
And it worked!
Join the Fun |
OH man. 90% of the women that I know would have laughed at him and walked away.
"Hi" IS the ultimate pickup line.  |
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So many games... so little time
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Bianco & Nero (Sabers)
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GAAZ
MOD Black Sheep Commander
Gender:
Joined: 14 Oct 2002 |
| Posted: Thu Dec 19, 2002 12:09 pm Post subject: |
One of my friends came up with a good one. He took a red rose to his girl-friend looking all for-lorn and said,
"Hey baby, didja just hear who broke up?"
She replied, "No."
Then he said, "We did!" then smiled and walked away...I never laughed so hard...Oh wait, that wasn't a pick-up line...Damn.
My pick-up line consists of me begging people to hook me up with their friends cause talking to people gets ya nowhere in life. |
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I think it's gigawatt when one and gigawatt's when two.
But when there is 1.21 then it's jiggawatts.
Join me pirate crew! |
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Wins 76 - Losses 41
Level 13 |
EXP: 386
HP: 2685
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STR: 895
END: 895
ACC: 895
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Fillibuster the Third (Sword)
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Shurikane
Dim Panties As String
Joined: 24 Sep 2002 |
| Posted: Thu Dec 19, 2002 12:51 pm Post subject: |
Jokingly said at school:
"Nice shoes. Wanna %$*#?" |
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Gopher it.
"Remember when /b/ was good?"
"/b/ was never good." |
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Wins 24 - Losses 32
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EXP: 2375
HP: 2550
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END: 750
ACC: 800
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Graduate's Windbuster (Sword)
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Reverend
I kin
Age: 41
Gender:
Joined: 21 Oct 2002 |
| Posted: Thu Dec 19, 2002 1:55 pm Post subject: |
| Shurikane wrote: | Jokingly said at school:
"Nice shoes. Wanna %$*#?" |
 
Best. Pick-up line. Ever.
Me, I find it hard to use pickup lines because I can never keep a straight face, but bar jokes always help. |
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Pot, Burden of Dilligence, One of the Pans of the aPOcalypse
PONY's Preacher Man
Token Social Scientist
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END: 1020
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Ruler, the Fist of Mod (Mace)
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