Dubcee gets employed. Hilarity ensues.

[Dubcee]

So as a few people already know, I am employed at Microplay, a video game store. Throughout my employment so far, many things happen :3

Manager too lazy to walk around counter. Manager attempts to slide over glass display case, over the weak spot. Case shatters in a fury of glass. Manager is over just in time to avoid butt-glass action. I laughed hard. Luckily, we had an extra.

Man brings in son. Son wants to try GBA game before buying. I hand the game and the demo unit to the man. Then man whines while I ring in another customer. Game apparantly does not work. I inform him he had it in backwards. Man grumbles, switches game, and complains again. Man only put it in half way. Upon being told, he calls me a geek, grumbles and leaves the store.

Kid comes in on rollerblades. I, being busy with a task, do not hear manager warn him to not bring them next time. Upon noticing kid, I promptly boot him out of store, although the manager said he could stay. A good laugh was shared.

Woman calls up store. "Do you sell games?"

Alan brings in AOL cd to try and practice with the CD repair machine. Alan and Alan's dad had engraved their names in it, and rubbed it on a brick wall. Full timer takes CD, puts it under his shoe, and slides around the store, to the odd look of bystanders. We soon folded it into a taco before it broke. I never got to practice.

Alan gets annoying phone call. Alan asks person to hold while he rings person through. Alan forgets about the phone call. Alan sings his end of day song: "Closing time, time for me to close now, because closing time fucking finally came! It's closing time, 'cause it's fucking 8pm and I'm tired!" to jolly random themes. I remember the phone. I pick it up. The man hangs up. Boy did I turn red.

Repeat above, but Alan forgets to sing. Instead, he just hums "In the Navy". Repeat excellent timing of picking up the phone.

Alan thinks the phone was left off the hook. Alan picks it up and says "Hello?". The phone was off. Many a laugh was shated.

And so, my employment continues.

[Silver Adept]

Sounds like a riot of a store. At least you're having fun, right?

[Ultrawolf]