Funny Quotes!!! - Post 'em and discuss 'em!!!

Therin · Gloompf. Iggle! Gender: Joined: 24 Sep 2002

"...but anyway, it was Tony(blair) who said, 'This heinous incedent has brought our civilization to the edge of oblivion but we shall endure' and there's poor W(george) going 'crap, I can't even spell that...'"

-Robin Williams

Doot · Posted: Mon Jan 13, 2003 6:26 pm Post subject:

"I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup."

- Eddie Izzard

Therin · Gloompf. Iggle! Gender: Joined: 24 Sep 2002

lol, that's hilarious, Doot!

"All bastards is bastards, but some bastards is bastards"

-Terry Pratchett

Minosheep · Posted: Mon Jan 13, 2003 9:41 pm Post subject:

"My fellow astronauts..."
-Dan Quayle.

Dan Quayle wasn't an astronaut.

Nacht · Queen of Darkness Gender: Joined: 25 Dec 2002

"oh no!! we've squozen the last of our supply! to the lemon tree"

Milhouse Vanhouten

Shino · Posted: Tue Jan 14, 2003 9:38 am Post subject:

slightly censored for the Whatever Forum.

Dark Helmet:	I said across her nose not up it.
Gunner:	I'm sorry sir, I'm doing my best.
Dark Helmet:	Who made that man a gunner.
Major AHole:	I did sir, he's my cousin.
Dark Helmet:	Who the hell is that.
Sanders:	He's an AHole sir.
Dark Helmet:	I know that, what's his name.
Sanders:	That is his name, AHole, Major AHole
Dark Helmet:	And his cousin.
Sanders:	He's an AHole too sir, First Class Gunners Mate Phillip AHole.
Dark Helmet:	How many AHoles I got on this ship.
All AHoles:	Yo!
Dark Helmet:	I knew it I'm surrounded by AHoles... Keep firing AHoles!

Nacht · Queen of Darkness Gender: Joined: 25 Dec 2002

LMAO!!!!

also my favorite part of the movie!!

Therin · Gloompf. Iggle! Gender: Joined: 24 Sep 2002

lmao!! I need to see that movie again!!! How about this one?

"Go away!"
"Can I stay wit'you?"
"the-What!?"
"Shrek, can I stay with you, please?"
"Oh sure!"
"Really?"
"No."

Azurel · The Bringer of Levels Gender: Joined: 24 Sep 2002

Ill try to remember this to the best of my abilities

"So they finally passed a law to stop the death penalty to retards in Texas, and all the Texans are going 'aww, now where's the fun in that?' (i think he says something here but I forget) 'Go sit on Santa's lap, ZZZZZ!'"

Lews you probably remember so tell me

Therin · Gloompf. Iggle! Gender: Joined: 24 Sep 2002

"So they passed a bill recently to eliminate the Death penalty for retarded people and people in Texas are going 'Crap, Where's the fun now?'...they used to execute retarded people all the time in Texas, like 'Go sit on Santa's lap, Timmy! BZZT!'"

-Robin Williams