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Shandriz
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 17, 2005 5:55 pm    Post subject: California Driving Laws

Are so totally different from everyone else's. See, California's so liberal, that each individual person has their own driving laws! ..which is why they get so pissed off when they get pulled over. <3

Just Kidding.

But Silvanus and I were laughing about that idea on the way home from her Dentist's appointment. See, there was this trailer in front of us, which was probably the best driver on the road, considering they were going only barely under the speed limit-- pretty damn good for a trailer considering those generally average thirty in a sixty-five zone, which is really a lot less than necessary. I'd say sixty was the perfect speed for them.

So we figured they must've been from out-of-state (as Georgia drivers cannot think and drive at the same time) but we couldn't figure out what state. We knew it wasn't from Southern Georgia, as they're not any better than those of us up here in the North. And we know it wasn't Alabama either, as they're pretty awful drivers, too. And definitely not Californians, as they have a tendency to make up their own rules (thus, we decided that Cali must take their individualistic liberal ideals to the extreme of giving each person the right to make their own laws! ...I promise that's not a dig on liberals, as I'm about as liberal as we come. ^_- It's just a joke.)

Do any of you people know?

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 17, 2005 7:27 pm    Post subject: Re: California Driving Laws

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So we figured they must've been from out-of-state (as Georgia drivers cannot think and drive at the same time) but we couldn't figure out what state. We knew it wasn't from Southern Georgia, as they're not any better than those of us up here in the North. And we know it wasn't Alabama either, as they're pretty awful drivers, too.


Yaknow, that was soooooo mean sis!! I mean come on, am I THAT awful of a driver?!?! Ok, look dont answer that...maybe they were from tennessee....they drive pretty good...well..sometimes....

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 18, 2005 5:07 pm    Post subject: Re: California Driving Laws

Shandriz wrote:
And definitely not Californians, as they have a tendency to make up their own rules (thus, we decided that Cali must take their individualistic liberal ideals to the extreme of giving each person the right to make their own laws! ...I promise that's not a dig on liberals, as I'm about as liberal as we come. ^_- It's just a joke.)

Do any of you people know?

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1) I can eat anything in the house.
2) When I drive. I drive like a granny.
3) I can eat anything in my car.
4) My car is Green.
5) Oh look a squirrel on the side of the road!
6) *crashs*

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 18, 2005 5:32 pm    Post subject: Re: California Driving Laws

Venus wrote:
Shandriz wrote:


So we figured they must've been from out-of-state (as Georgia drivers cannot think and drive at the same time) but we couldn't figure out what state. We knew it wasn't from Southern Georgia, as they're not any better than those of us up here in the North. And we know it wasn't Alabama either, as they're pretty awful drivers, too.


Yaknow, that was soooooo mean sis!! I mean come on, am I THAT awful of a driver?!?! Ok, look dont answer that...maybe they were from tennessee....they drive pretty good...well..sometimes....


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Shandriz
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 18, 2005 6:47 pm    Post subject:

He makes a good point. xDD

Anyhow, we actually rather thought they might be from Tennessee..but we don't know anything about Tennessee drivers. I -do- know that nobody at my school can fucking drive. Nearly every time someone cuts me off on the way to school (and often when I'm -not- on the way to school), they have a North Georgia sticker on the back of their car.

And judging by the parking lot etiquette, this doesn't surprise me at all. Ber and I nearly got hit by some bastard today when we were trying to cross the street right before the exit of the college.

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 18, 2005 6:53 pm    Post subject:

California drivers are definitely in their own world, I agree! If you go the speed limit from Sacrament to bay area (Vacaville, Fairfield, on to San Francisco) you'll just make people mad because you are going too slow. LOL. They are all going 10 to 25 over the speed limit, which is already 75!

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 18, 2005 8:15 pm    Post subject: Re: California Driving Laws

Shino wrote:

How many times did you get lost the first tiem you came to my house?


Alright alright alright...so i got lost like 16 times....come on...that doesnt mean im a bad driver..umm...umm HEY you didnt even know what your street was called and your directions were confusing!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO HA!!! Ok so I thought the arrow to go was counted as a light...it WAS lit up!!!! *sighs* I guess I am pretty bad with directions...but im not an awful driver in general....sometimes

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 24, 2005 1:04 pm    Post subject:

OH lord, people in GA do not know how to drive in any kind of weather that isn't sunshine. And Shandriz, *smiles evilly*I'm usually the one doing the cutting off. Hate to say, but I am one of those terriable GA drivers, the only difference is I go 25 over the speed limit instead of 25 under.
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 24, 2005 1:36 pm    Post subject:

Yeah but ya know what? You can go to any area and say the same thing. This whole country needs a new driving lesson. Hmm let's see, where to start? Oh I got one!

When an ambulance is coming PULL TO THE RIGHT!!!

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 24, 2005 1:43 pm    Post subject:

Come down to Texas sometime. It has ended many the lives of out of state drivers. What sad is, we hate people from Oklahoma suxors at driving. It's very strange the way that works.

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