This is making me sick ... - Fo real

BWS-1 · Otaku Lord Gender: Joined: 25 Sep 2002

I can't think straight. I'm being poisoned dammiT! That stupid machine at work gave me a poisoned 7up!

First it was tasting funny, but then I told myself: "Bah, it's because you're eating beaf with garlic in it that mom just made last night, that's why the 7up tastes funny"

So I kept eating and drinking and eating and drinking ... but as I drank after eating my cereal bar, it was still tasting like crap ... so then, curiously, I checked under the can only to fall off my chair as I witness what was writen there;

00 JN 26

IT'S BEEN NO MORE DRINKABLE FOR MORE THEN 2 YEARS NOW !!!!!!!!!!!!

Twitch

Ouch, I don't feel so good ... but deep inside of me, I feel like I still have the strenght to go trash that vending machine of mine with a crow-bar ... hmmm yeah, that'd make me feel better. Well, it just helped a little to talk about it X_x.

Doot · Posted: Mon Oct 21, 2002 7:54 am Post subject:

I feel your pain BumbleB!

When I started my job here at *undisclosed loaction* they pawned off some coke to me that had been 2 years past it's date. And normally since it's a syruppy drink it tasted like carbonated water. It's pretty much the seperation of the syrup and the carbonation. But still, it tastes like butt.

~gets the Doot patented "Tastes Like Butt" seal~

Sperrit · Chosen of Earth Gender: Joined: 16 Oct 2002

I feel you, man. One time I went to the new Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream place, and I ordered chocolate. Nothing fancy. Nothing crazy. Gave me food poisoning. Was up barfing for a while. Felt sorry for myself. Went and got more B&J's.
What can I say! I love their ice cream!

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Sakura · Saku-chan Gender: Joined: 22 Sep 2002

>_< Bleh...how gross. I was drinkin apple juice the other day, with cherry grenadene (sp?)(the stuff you stick in cherry coke) and, well I drank half of the glass, but then reliazed there were dead ants in it... I stood up, thought to myself, "Um...good protien?" then ran into the kitcehn, poured it out and felt very sick to my stomach... It felt like "my throat tied in a knot" sick more than my stomach...but then I found out it was the grenadene not the apple juice ><

Totally groddy >_<

Doot · Posted: Mon Oct 21, 2002 3:50 pm Post subject:

Bah... the ants woul donly make it taste like there was a twist of lemon in your drink.

Hehhehe.

Not as bad as the time our dad bit into a strawberry and there was an earwig inside.

I have to cut open my strawberries before I eat them. Traumatized for life!

Sakura · Saku-chan Gender: Joined: 22 Sep 2002

Ewww! And my friend! She said she was eating noddles, and there was a dead grub, attached to a noodle. -barf- Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww...

I also found a roach in my cereal once... Dizzy

Sperrit · Chosen of Earth Gender: Joined: 16 Oct 2002

In... NOODLES and CEREAL???
*Sperrit looks down at the noodles he was eating, glances at the box of cereal he just devoured*
Um.... I... think I'll go to the bathroom.
*runs like heck*

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GAAZ · MOD Black Sheep Commander Gender: Joined: 14 Oct 2002

All right! I officially hate you all! Now I'm gonna check all my food before I eat it...Hmmm, specially the food from the roach coach at work. (For all you non-roach coach knowers, it's where the hispanic part of society sells their foodly goodness to the office building and contractorial types.) I've handled ants in my pancake syrup before but if I found a roach in my cereal and I found out it was a prank the prankster would die a horrible death....Funny thing is, you think I'm kidding.

zero · In Stores Now! Gender: Joined: 07 Oct 2002

Onetime I had this budweiser, and it was past it's expiration date, and I drank it. It made me feel kinda funny...

BWS-1 · Otaku Lord Gender: Joined: 25 Sep 2002

Beer drunk past there experiation date is something I did once, I didn't feel the difference tho. And it was 3 years past it's expiration date

(memo to myself, never EVER steal beers from my gran'pa's frig again)