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Reverend
I kin


Age: 41
Gender: Gender:Male
Joined: 21 Oct 2002
PostPosted: Fri Feb 14, 2003 5:29 am    Post subject:

Angel Demon

"Throw enough goblins at a problem and it will eventually go away. At any rate, there will be fewer goblins."
~Goblin Piledriver, Magic: The Gathering

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Pot, Burden of Dilligence, One of the Pans of the aPOcalypse
PONY's Preacher Man
Token Social Scientist
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Shurikane
Dim Panties As String




Joined: 24 Sep 2002
PostPosted: Fri Feb 14, 2003 9:11 am    Post subject:

"The United States needs a scandal like we need a third tit!"

"Oh, so you use the other two?"

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"That's bullshit, lieutenant!!... But that's... Very good bullshit."

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"I was so mad at my wife, I sat on the side of the bed and jacked off just to show my independence!"

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Gopher it.


"Remember when /b/ was good?"
"/b/ was never good."
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Shurikane
Dim Panties As String




Joined: 24 Sep 2002
PostPosted: Fri Feb 14, 2003 1:24 pm    Post subject:

"So, got the airplane all fixed up?"

(In redneck accent) "Well, we're gettin' there... I mean, there sure are a lotta switches and stuff..."

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Gopher it.


"Remember when /b/ was good?"
"/b/ was never good."
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Sperrit
Chosen of Earth



Gender: Gender:Male
Joined: 16 Oct 2002
PostPosted: Fri Feb 14, 2003 7:00 pm    Post subject:

*drill sargent to a new recruit*
"Where you from, son!"
"Texas, sir!"
"There's only two things that come out of Texas, son, and that's Steers and queers. And are you a Steer!"
"No sir!"
"Then you must be a queer!"
"No, sir!"
"Don't you lie to me! I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose!"

I laughed my butt of when I heard that one!

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Honor, Faith, Valor- The Code of the Darkenenvar
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Tobias
*explodes*


Age: 38
Gender: Gender:Male
Joined: 17 Jan 2003
PostPosted: Fri Feb 14, 2003 7:02 pm    Post subject:

here is a quote that some of the FJ's know:

STAY OUT THE BUSHES!!!!!!!!!!

that is all Hmmm

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Nor afraid of what Death will bring.

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Katana
is a confusion burrito.


Age: 36
Gender: Gender:Female
Joined: 22 Jan 2003
PostPosted: Tue Feb 18, 2003 9:12 am    Post subject:

(This was heard while at a baby naming with my Jewish friend--it was her little cousin being named)

My friend's mom: (doing the baby naming thing) And your grandmother would have wanted you to have patience, And love, and

Guy Behind Us: What'd she just say?
Guy's friend: Dunno...must have been a jewish thing.
Guy Behind Us: Dude, you can't use that, you're jewish.
Guy's friend: Oh yeah.
Guy Behind Us: Do you think she said "May you have lots of nachos?"
Guy's friend: No, dude, she didn't say nachos.

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"How nice -- To feel nothing, and still get credit for being alive." --Vonnegut

"if i were you, I'd stop pestering the redhead with the temper that can destroy the souls of grown men and women and little children along with their bodies and the house they're hiding in" -My Fiancee (About me, of course.)

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Therin
Gloompf. Iggle!



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Joined: 24 Sep 2002
PostPosted: Tue Feb 18, 2003 6:02 pm    Post subject:

"I love to go down to the schoolyard and watch all the little children jump up and down and run around yelling and screaming...They don't know I'm only using blanks."

~Emo Phillips

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Sperrit
Chosen of Earth



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Joined: 16 Oct 2002
PostPosted: Tue Feb 18, 2003 9:48 pm    Post subject:

....
That is SO wrong!

That its HILARIOUS!

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Therin
Gloompf. Iggle!



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Joined: 24 Sep 2002
PostPosted: Wed Feb 19, 2003 12:37 am    Post subject:

"Once he had worked out which end of the thing was sharp, he was promoted to guard duty."
~Flavor text, Goblin Piker

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Katana
is a confusion burrito.


Age: 36
Gender: Gender:Female
Joined: 22 Jan 2003
PostPosted: Wed Feb 19, 2003 12:55 am    Post subject:

"New age meets hippie. Interesting."

"I don't understand! I don't understand! I don't understand!" "Kayla, you have to open the door first."

"Well I'm going out with my kleenex then!" "Kayla...That's so desparate..."

"I~~ Have a peiiiice of cheeeese in my eeeeye!!!" -- I was half asleep, and sang that on the way to health...

"Our mountains are very pointy, Our praries are not!"--Arrogant Worms - Canada Is Very Big

All of the Arrogant Worms songs are long funny quotes...

Tasheena: "I'M A SEXY BEAST!"
Teacher: *pokes head out of class* "Which one of you young ladies said that?"
Me: "Us!? Didn't you see that boy yelling?"

"And you can call me White Rice, and Leon will be Snow, and Robert can be paper...and we'll call Kayla 'Hershey's Special Dark Chocolate'! Now we're in the hood..."--Tasheena

"You spelled Arnika 'Arika'!" "Well you didn't say there was an 'n'." "It's one of the MAIN letters, Tasheena."

"I'm going to go play in traffic!" --Me...said all too cheerfully.

Ms. Pirkle: If you don't get in your permission slips, you can't go to Berkmar High.
Me: Ever?

(We were going on a trip there...It's where i'll go next year.)


^^;; God help my friends.

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"How nice -- To feel nothing, and still get credit for being alive." --Vonnegut

"if i were you, I'd stop pestering the redhead with the temper that can destroy the souls of grown men and women and little children along with their bodies and the house they're hiding in" -My Fiancee (About me, of course.)

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