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Sperrit
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 06, 2005 4:40 pm    Post subject:

Reverend wrote:
Demon angel

*rimshot* *falls over laughing*

You're not a joker Skylah unless you'd like to be, you're a grade A comedienne


Bravo! Bravo!
I also compliment you on your wonderful french, there, Pot.
"who the hell is Bob."
Laughing

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Reverend
I kin


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PostPosted: Tue Dec 06, 2005 7:28 pm    Post subject:

Demon angel

Who is Bob indeed Kettle, who is Bob indeed.

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Kothar_Isk
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 07, 2005 4:55 am    Post subject:

I have a guy in my head named bob....please stop him from telling me this crappy knock-knock joke>>>>
knock-knock
>who's there
you are!
oh why wont he stop telling it to me?

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Skylah
Hips Don't Lie



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PostPosted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 9:13 pm    Post subject:

An Englishman is having breakfast one morning (coffee, croissants, bread, butter and jam) when a Frenchman, chewing bubble-gum, sits down next to him. The Englishman ignores the Frenchman who, nevertheless, starts a conversation.

Frenchman: "You English folk eat the whole bread??"

Englishman (in a bad mood): "Of course."

Frenchman: (after blowing a huge bubble) "We don't. In France, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants and sell them to Britain." The Frenchman has a smirk on his face.

The Englishman listens in silence.

The Frenchman persists: "Do you eat jam with the bread??"

Englishman: "Of Course."

Frenchman: (cracking his bubble-gum between his teeth and chuckling).

"We don't. In France we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and sell the jam to Britain."

After a moment of silence, The Englishman then asks: "Do you have sex in France?"

Frenchman: "Why of course we do", he says with a big smirk.

Englishman: "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?"

Frenchman: "We throw them away, of course."

Englishman: "We don't. In Britain, we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into bubble-gum and sell them to France."

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Akanari
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 9:18 pm    Post subject:

HAHAHA. Weeeee.
That was a good laugh. 'Tis why I'm glad to be Spaniard. :] We know where our condoms come from.

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Emy Asmara
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 25, 2006 7:07 am    Post subject:

Advantages Of Being A Woman

Why it's better to be a Woman!

1. We got off the Titanic first.

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).

11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.

12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.

13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.

18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.

21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.

22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.

25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.

26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.

28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.

30. We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions.

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Shinigami Banchou
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 25, 2006 7:37 am    Post subject:

Emy Asmara wrote:


3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.


hey now.. come on.. i look totally hot in your sis's clothes :p

lol thats hilarious tho emy

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Emy Asmara
Junior Otaku



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PostPosted: Wed Jan 25, 2006 7:40 am    Post subject:

HAHAHA since when you're in my sis clothes??

You're like million billion trillion gajillion steps away from us.. Razz

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Shinigami Banchou
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 25, 2006 7:41 am    Post subject:

haha bet you would like to know wouldn't ya Razz

besides a million billion trillion gajillion steps isn't that far.. its totally walkin distance.. atleast for me when it comes to your sis Razz

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Skylah
Hips Don't Lie



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PostPosted: Wed Jan 25, 2006 8:20 am    Post subject:

LOL.. now u guys are jokers..
I see my sis starting to post again.. keep it up..
and yeah Shini loves to wear my cheerleading costume..
thank god he didnt ask for my belly dancing costume Razz

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