Therapy and Hardware Store

[MitchellTF]

A young boy walks into the Hardware store, adjusting his glasses. He has a large list of supplies in his hand. His T-shirt proclaims "I'm loud, lazy, and unorganized, but I'm FUN!" His blue jeans are in good condition, and appear recently bought. ALl his clothes appear one size too big, as he looks over the list.

"Let's see...I'll need a lawnchair, six bottles of milk, and a tuning fork...After that, I'll need to grab a hammer, and some tongs. A hardware store probably wouldn't have a sewing kit..."

He looks around.

"Now where's the counter?"

[Fox]

Fox was cleaning his counter and had just put up a sign saying, "Open after long needed vacation. 50% off everything for the next 2 weeks!!!"
"There," Fox thought, "That should bring in some customers."

On A differant note: I just got back from over seas for the last 5 months. I also got back from a long desreved vacation. I'm sorry that I have not posted in that time.

[Fox]

Reopening shortly! Just got back from a most adventuring trip in the hot middle eastern desert. In short, I am now open my shop to the public. Don't be scared or hesitate to come in. I am now on top of things. Come one, come all for ALL of your theriputic and hardware needs. I'm like a Bath & Body Works and Home Depot combined. Spend your hard earned money!!!

[Kudasai Hiroki]

Kudasai is sad. He wanders the streets in search of a sign.
He looks up just in time to see Fox's Therapy and Hardware Store.
"Just the sign I was looking for."
He enters, walks up to whom he assumes is the very fox mentioned on the sign, and says," Excuse me good sir, I wonder if you can help me. You see, I too have just returned from the middle east and have a most vexing problem. When I washed my clothes all the sand that was in them got into my washing machine and burned up the motor. You wouldn't happen to have a motor for a Cyclone 1400 washing machine would you?"