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Ming DOOM!

Gender:  Joined: 13 Jan 2003 |
Posted: Thu Feb 27, 2003 12:40 am Post subject: |
I'm a big user of analogies in my everyday life, and some of them are fun, in my opinion. So, I decided to start this thread to share fun analogies.
I'll start you off with this one, taken from one of the guys rejected from being Joe Millionaire:
"Women are like parking spaces. All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped."
Gee, I wonder why he wasn't picked...
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Metal Man Mastermind
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Posted: Thu Feb 27, 2003 12:46 am Post subject: |
Women are like... um... something evil. Cuz they're... uh... evil.
Can I get back to you on this one? |
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Senkir inward singing since 1983

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Posted: Thu Feb 27, 2003 12:53 am Post subject: |
i doubt these really have to be about women. ~_~;;
....i can't think of any right now, though. DAH! Ghandi legs! |
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Katana is a confusion burrito.

Age: 36 Gender:  Joined: 22 Jan 2003 |
Posted: Thu Feb 27, 2003 1:19 am Post subject: |
Metal Man wrote: | Women are like... um... something evil. Cuz they're... uh... evil.
Can I get back to you on this one? |
...;_; He really dosen't like us...*sniffle*
Sitting in social studies:interesting::chewing tinfoil:pleasurable
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Sperrit Chosen of Earth

Gender:  Joined: 16 Oct 2002 |
Posted: Thu Feb 27, 2003 3:57 am Post subject: |
Who could you all forget the most famous of all analogies?
Life is like a box of chocolate. You never know what you're going to get!
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Katana is a confusion burrito.

Age: 36 Gender:  Joined: 22 Jan 2003 |
Posted: Thu Feb 27, 2003 9:02 am Post subject: |
lol. ^_^ We're having to do analogies for Language Arts. x_x For Wordmaster's Competition...blegh. Good thing I have a good vocabulary. ^_^
And example of one of our analogies:
many:sundry::a collection:mélange
That's one of the easy ones. ^_^ I like word thingies! *shakes word box*
(Word box - My recipie box filled with index cards *alphabatized* holding big words and their definitions... )
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Ming DOOM!

Gender:  Joined: 13 Jan 2003 |
Posted: Thu Feb 27, 2003 10:01 am Post subject: |
These don't have to be about women, I just started it off that way. |
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Reverend I kin

Age: 41 Gender:  Joined: 21 Oct 2002 |
Posted: Thu Feb 27, 2003 10:08 am Post subject: |
I think the pick up lines train of thought is seaping into other trains of thought. Can't say I don't blame it |
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Therin Gloompf. Iggle!

Gender:  Joined: 24 Sep 2002 |
Posted: Thu Feb 27, 2003 10:31 am Post subject: |
Sex is like air. It's not important unless you're not getting any.
Al Qaida members are like Heavy Metal Rockers. You think they're yelling something horrible, but it's really just unintelligable screaming.
Alcoholics are like Inertia. They don't stop without outside intervention.
Made the last two up myself :p
Edit: and here's another one on the spot.
Life is like Aids. Sexually transmitted and 100% fatal. |
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Ming DOOM!

Gender:  Joined: 13 Jan 2003 |
Posted: Thu Feb 27, 2003 11:32 am Post subject: |
Lews Therin wrote: | Life is like Aids. Sexually transmitted and 100% fatal. |
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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