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Shurikane
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 10:36 pm    Post subject: "Speed round!" "ACK!"

The following were heard during the Speed Round parts of Family Feud. It happens when you have to answer quickly, you're nervous and you have over a million people watching you. ^_^

Q: Name a fruit that's yellow.
A: Orange.

Q: Name something that floats in the bath.
A: Water.

Q: Name a famous cowboy.
A: Buck Rogers.

Q: A number you have to memorize.
A: Seven!

Q: Name a body part that begins with "N"
A: Knee.

Q: Something you do before going to bed.
A: Sleep.

Q: Name a bird with a long neck.
A: Naomi Campbell!

Q: Name something with a hole in it.
A: Window.

Q: Name a sign of the zodiac.
A: April.

Q: Name something you might accidentally leave on all night.
A: Your shoes.

Q: Name a holiday when the stores are always busy.
A: Monday.

Q: Name something some people do clothed that others do without clothes.
A: Ride a motorcycle.

Q: Name something you do in the bathroom.
A: Decorate.

Q: Name the first thing you take off after work.
A: Underwear.

Q: Something that flies that doesn't have an engine.
A: A bicycle with wings!

Q: Name an occupation where you need a torch.
A: Burglar.

Q: Name an animal you might see in the zoo.
A: A god.

Q: A job around the house that has to be done every fall.
A: Spring cleaning.

Q: Something you might be allergic to.
A: Skiing.

Q: Name a famous bridge.
A: The bridge over troubled waters!

Q: Name something a cat does.
A: Goes to the toilet.

Q: Name a song with moon in the title.
A: Blue suede moon!

Q: Name an item of clothing worn by the three Musketeers.
A: A horse.



And finally...

Q: Name a famous group of singers.
A: The Simpsons.

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 10:44 pm    Post subject:

AAAAAHAHAHAHAHA that was awsome Shuri! Smile
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 10:58 pm    Post subject:

LMAO Laughing

good one shuri.. Thumbs up

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 11:31 pm    Post subject:

rofl that's hillarious!

Something you do before going to bed Smile

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 11:54 pm    Post subject:

Dood, I sometimes fall asleep on the couch before going to bed. Razz

And the Simpsons do have like 3 records out. hehehe

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 12, 2006 12:22 am    Post subject:

ROFLAFAO wow these had me rolling for awhile. thanks for the uplift

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 12, 2006 10:01 am    Post subject:

hahaha. that was a good one! I don't know what I'd say if I was in their position either.

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