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ScrumYummy
bunnyhunches of scrums



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PostPosted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 9:24 pm    Post subject: PRAISE CHEESUS



Welcome to the Holy POrder of Cheesus Christ. Pull up a pew, grab a communal beer, and listen up, for you are about to be enlightened to the ways of our dairy saviour =)

1. Every first thursday of the month is recognized as the sabbath (for that is when the wine is plentiful, and free at art gallery tours)

2. Members of the Holy Order of Cheesus Christ are required to use the word Sacrelicious when describing the customs of our holy curd (Reverand Wacker, 16:31) or whenever Chesus's name is spoken.

3. One must sing loudly the praises of Cheesus when in public gatherings (particularly picnics) using such beloved songs as "Cheesus Loves Me," "Behold the Power of Cheesus," and "Swing Low, Sweet Dairy-ot." Follow immediately with loud gruntings and shouts. UUUUHHHHHHH.

4. Thou shalt not take the Cheese in vain. Take it with crackers, and perhaps an olive.

5. Thou shalt not worship false dairy products. SOY CHEESE DOES NOT TASTE THE SAME!!!

6. And finally, draw fanarts of Cheesus and post them here. XD!



The Holy POrder of Cheesus is adjourned.

Disclaimer:
This isn't meant to mean to anybody of any religeon; it's all in good fun, I promise! <3

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 11:02 pm    Post subject:

Hmmm sacraligous AND delicous...YUM Cool

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ScrumYummy
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 11:25 pm    Post subject:

Something tells me this was doomed from inception. X)!

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 11:26 pm    Post subject:

damn...I need to get to an MS Paint program.

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 12:29 am    Post subject:

Is he by any chance the son of Cheezeus?

Badum-ching.

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 12:50 pm    Post subject:

Words cannot describe...

*Backs away from Cheesus*

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 12:57 pm    Post subject:

The Question, does he have the REAL Cheese stamp on him? If not he's just an imposter!

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 16, 2006 1:41 am    Post subject:


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ScrumYummy
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 16, 2006 12:53 pm    Post subject:

There we go! Now it's legit!!

GAAZ wrote:
damn...I need to get to an MS Paint program.


I keep telling people. Get THE GIMP. It's free :D

Minosheep wrote:
Is he by any chance the son of Cheezeus?

Badum-ching.


XD!

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 16, 2006 5:45 pm    Post subject:

...Hmm, this one is to good to pass up....I think I'll get to you in one moment...

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