User CP :: Log in to check your private messages :: Chat :: Register :: Log in

Board Index :: Album :: FAQ :: Calendar :: Members :: Groups :: Staff ::
Search
Post new topic   Reply to topic
graphic Dark Humor - Stuff that shouldn't be funny, but is graphic
Author Message PO Info
Minosheep
Doesn't get a custom rank.


Age: 36
Gender: Gender:Male
Joined: 27 Oct 2002
PostPosted: Fri Mar 07, 2003 11:19 pm    Post subject:

Katana wrote:
There was a girl...who drowned. Recently. She was floating in the ocean, Looking for Spongebob when she drowned...



Fire and brimstone for all!

Um.

If she was that stupid...

She needed to die.

_________________
Reply with quote
Wins 44 - Losses 45
Level 10
EXP: 8909
HP: 1835
Eligible for battle!
STR: 325
END: 755
ACC: 920
AGI: 1400
FireGuardian and Bloodreign (Blades)
(365 - 405)
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail
Reverend
I kin


Age: 41
Gender: Gender:Male
Joined: 21 Oct 2002
PostPosted: Sat Mar 08, 2003 12:11 am    Post subject:

Demon angel

And the latest Darwin award for weeding out the gene pool is....

_________________
Pot, Burden of Dilligence, One of the Pans of the aPOcalypse
PONY's Preacher Man
Token Social Scientist
Reply with quote
Wins 90 - Losses 76
Level 13
EXP: 5863
HP: 2940
Eligible for battle!
STR: 900
END: 1020
ACC: 900
AGI: 880
Ruler, the Fist of Mod (Mace)
(400 - 460)
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail Visit poster's website AIM Address Yahoo Messenger
Katana
is a confusion burrito.


Age: 36
Gender: Gender:Female
Joined: 22 Jan 2003
PostPosted: Sat Mar 08, 2003 1:02 am    Post subject:

One had to wonder how her parents just missed this lovely bit of goings-on. She was like...10. ^^;;

"Hey, Mommy! I'm gonna go look for Spongebob!"
"Have fun, sweetie."
"Uhm, Martha, she hasn't come up for fifteen minutes."
"Oh, she's just looking for Spongebob!"
"Oh in that case, I guess it's ok that she's stiff, white, and floating there lifelessly..."

_________________
"How nice -- To feel nothing, and still get credit for being alive." --Vonnegut

"if i were you, I'd stop pestering the redhead with the temper that can destroy the souls of grown men and women and little children along with their bodies and the house they're hiding in" -My Fiancee (About me, of course.)

Reply with quote
Wins 1 - Losses 7
Level 2
EXP: 1172
HP: 2100
Eligible for battle!
STR: 1000
END: 550
ACC: 550
AGI: 500
Nibouro (Blades)
(220 - 280)
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail Visit poster's website AIM Address MSN Messenger
Tobias
*explodes*


Age: 38
Gender: Gender:Male
Joined: 17 Jan 2003
PostPosted: Sat Mar 08, 2003 1:27 am    Post subject:

im sorries sperrit, but people like that, as cal stated, should be given a darwin award.

_________________
I am not afraid to die today
Nor afraid of what Death will bring.

Reply with quote
Wins 112 - Losses 110
Level 16
EXP: 535
HP: 3000
Eligible for battle!
STR: 1000
END: 1000
ACC: 1000
AGI: 1000
Eden (Sword)
(475 - 475)
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message AIM Address
Sperrit
Chosen of Earth



Gender: Gender:Male
Joined: 16 Oct 2002
PostPosted: Sat Mar 08, 2003 4:36 am    Post subject:

Heh... like the guy who decided to play Russain Roulette with a semiautomatic pistol.
Laughed SO HARD!
But she was just a kid... she didn't know any better. That's sad.

Join the Fun Fox

_________________
Kettle, Burden of Compassion, one of the Four Pans of the PO-pocalypse

Honor, Faith, Valor- The Code of the Darkenenvar
Reply with quote
Wins 24 - Losses 16
Level 8
EXP: 1125
HP: 2460
Eligible for battle!
STR: 800
END: 830
ACC: 810
AGI: 760
Terramyr (Sword)
(300 - 380)
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Visit poster's website AIM Address
Katana
is a confusion burrito.


Age: 36
Gender: Gender:Female
Joined: 22 Jan 2003
PostPosted: Sat Mar 08, 2003 9:17 am    Post subject:

She was *10*, though! ...I mean, by ten *I* at least had enough sense to *breathe* once in a while...

_________________
"How nice -- To feel nothing, and still get credit for being alive." --Vonnegut

"if i were you, I'd stop pestering the redhead with the temper that can destroy the souls of grown men and women and little children along with their bodies and the house they're hiding in" -My Fiancee (About me, of course.)

Reply with quote
Wins 1 - Losses 7
Level 2
EXP: 1172
HP: 2100
Eligible for battle!
STR: 1000
END: 550
ACC: 550
AGI: 500
Nibouro (Blades)
(220 - 280)
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail Visit poster's website AIM Address MSN Messenger
Sperrit
Chosen of Earth



Gender: Gender:Male
Joined: 16 Oct 2002
PostPosted: Sat Mar 08, 2003 8:24 pm    Post subject:

And I'm sure she did too... she just... breathed water... I'm not saying that she shouldn't have known better, I'm just saying that it's sad that a little kid, who was obviously never taught the difference between fantasy and reality, died because of that.

Join the Fun Fox

_________________
Kettle, Burden of Compassion, one of the Four Pans of the PO-pocalypse

Honor, Faith, Valor- The Code of the Darkenenvar
Reply with quote
Wins 24 - Losses 16
Level 8
EXP: 1125
HP: 2460
Eligible for battle!
STR: 800
END: 830
ACC: 810
AGI: 760
Terramyr (Sword)
(300 - 380)
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Visit poster's website AIM Address
Reverend
I kin


Age: 41
Gender: Gender:Male
Joined: 21 Oct 2002
PostPosted: Sun Mar 09, 2003 2:04 am    Post subject:

Demon angel

Look, I feel horrible that a young kid died. I really thinks it's a bad thing. Yet I can't not laugh at the situation. I told other people about this, and they had the same reaction, I guess it's just our way of coping with it.

_________________
Pot, Burden of Dilligence, One of the Pans of the aPOcalypse
PONY's Preacher Man
Token Social Scientist
Reply with quote
Wins 90 - Losses 76
Level 13
EXP: 5863
HP: 2940
Eligible for battle!
STR: 900
END: 1020
ACC: 900
AGI: 880
Ruler, the Fist of Mod (Mace)
(400 - 460)
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail Visit poster's website AIM Address Yahoo Messenger
Sperrit
Chosen of Earth



Gender: Gender:Male
Joined: 16 Oct 2002
PostPosted: Sun Mar 09, 2003 3:46 am    Post subject:

I'm not saying that the situation doesn't have humor... I mean, if I saw that in a movie I'd laugh my A$$ off! No kidding! But... I just think that the sadness of a little kid dying is greater than the hilarious way in which she managed to do it.

Join the Fun Fox

_________________
Kettle, Burden of Compassion, one of the Four Pans of the PO-pocalypse

Honor, Faith, Valor- The Code of the Darkenenvar
Reply with quote
Wins 24 - Losses 16
Level 8
EXP: 1125
HP: 2460
Eligible for battle!
STR: 800
END: 830
ACC: 810
AGI: 760
Terramyr (Sword)
(300 - 380)
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Visit poster's website AIM Address
Display posts from previous:   
graphic graphic
Post new topic   Reply to topic Board Index -> Jibbuh Jabbuh - Talk About Town
Page 7 of 7
All times are GMT - 4 Hours
Email this topic to a friend

Goto page Previous  1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7
 
Jump to:  
You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot vote in polls in this forum