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Legend
Queen of Terabithia
Age: 41
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Joined: 14 Oct 2005 |
 Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 12:21 pm Post subject: Christmas Carols! |
Yeah, I know you've probably already seen these before, but they never fail to make me giggle just a bit. ^^
*TOP 10 CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE DISTURBED **
* 1. Schizophrenia -- Do You Hear What I Hear?
* 2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are
* 3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas
* 4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me
* 5. Manic -- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets
and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees
and.....
* 6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me
* 7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open
Fire
* 8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm
Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why
* 9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooh look at the
Froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?
* 10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, JingleBells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells |
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Close your eyes, but keep your Mind wide open.
If Everyone Cared, and Nobody Cried
If Everyone Loved, and Nobody Lied
If Everyone Shared, and Swallowed Their Pride
We'd see the Day Nobody Died.
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P.M.S Standard (Shotgun)
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Ming
DOOM!
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Joined: 13 Jan 2003 |
| Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 10:55 pm Post subject: |
Hehe. My sister sent this to me in an e-mail. Usually, I find these kinda things kinda corny, but this one was actually pretty funny. |
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Spinning around and being graceful looks cool, but then someone comes along and cuts something off, and the fight is over.
Official UP lover!
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Equitas (Sword)
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Zinka
Otaku Knight
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Joined: 28 Sep 2004 |
| Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 1:52 am Post subject: |
hah hah
I actually hadnt seen these
I like the first one the best^.^ |
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Terin's little sister!
check it:
whenintokyo.blogspot.com
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Spear no Kazu (Partisan)
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kei
巡る 時 屁と 輝き 進もう
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Joined: 18 Oct 2004 |
| Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 11:24 am Post subject: |
aww you can't leave out the 12 pains of xmas |
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"In this world there are no coincidences, there is only inevitability." |
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Wandabastyle Katana (Sword)
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Blackmage
Intragalactic Acquisitions Agent Mew
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Joined: 02 Feb 2004 |
| Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 11:35 am Post subject: |
Or Grandma Got Ran Over by a Reindeer. |
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I'm not a pirate I'm an acquisitions agent and salvage specialist. |
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Chain Saw (Saw)
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Reverend
I kin
Age: 41
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Joined: 21 Oct 2002 |
| Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 12:56 pm Post subject: |
Just last night, my roommates and I wrote "The Twelve Passes of Initiative" for good clean geek humor. Your timing is impeccable my dear twin sister.
*hums* On the First Pass of Initiative the DM sicced on me...A rust monster eating my sword! |
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Pot, Burden of Dilligence, One of the Pans of the aPOcalypse
PONY's Preacher Man
Token Social Scientist
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Ruler, the Fist of Mod (Mace)
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