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31 things you didn't know about Chuck Norris and counting |
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Aiman
Demon Knight
Age: 43
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 Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 9:37 am Post subject: |
226. Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died. The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible. All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries.
Chuck should be proud of me. I am the only one who keeps complimenting his greatness.  |
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shadokastur
Patience to see and strength to do. That is all.
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Joined: 26 Jan 2003 |
| Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 2:35 pm Post subject: |
And that was a good one! |
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After our battle, I will keep the ash to remember you by. ~Phayne~
It is all that is left unsaid upon which tragedies are built. ~Darth Traya~ |
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Doot
Cute and Non-Abrasive Hyper Hypo
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| Posted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 10:47 am Post subject: |
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Aiman
Demon Knight
Age: 43
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Joined: 14 Jan 2003 |
| Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 1:42 pm Post subject: |
227. Chuck Norris didn't like the end of Superman IV, so broke Christopher Reeves' neck.
Sad, but true. |
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Al the DLOE
Director of Unpleasent Facts Dept.
Age: 43
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Joined: 05 Dec 2006 |
| Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 5:03 pm Post subject: |
recently there was an article written by Chuck Norris where he volunteered to be the new Vice President of the US on Newsmax. Talk about national security |
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"There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness."
-Friedrich Nietzsche
"A liberal is a man too broadminded to take his own side in a quarrel."
-Robert Frost
"What luck for rulers that men do not think."
-Adolf Hitler
Get off a shot FAST, this upsets him long enough to let you make your
second shot perfect. - Robert A Heinlein.
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