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Ming
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 Posted: Thu May 22, 2008 11:28 am Post subject: Donkey Freed From Mexican Jail |
I wish I could make this stuff up...
Mexican Donkey Freed After Acting Like a Jackass
Must be a slow news day today. |
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Tobias
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| Posted: Thu May 22, 2008 11:36 am Post subject: |
indeed. it must be slow.
But man...he got bit in the CHEST. That's not easy...that has to HURT LIKE A JACKASS... |
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Aiman
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| Posted: Thu May 22, 2008 12:46 pm Post subject: |
| MSNBC wrote: | | Officials freed the donkey after its owner paid a fine of $36 and the $115 hospital bill of the men, who suffered bites to the chest and a broken ankle. Authorities say he also must pay $480 to each man for missed work days. |
Woah! That's like $2000 pesos or something like that. I mean, $480 for missed days of work? How long were they in the hospital? 2 weeks? 
I was going to say something else that would be funny and I know Tobs would agree, but then I would be consider racist. ^^;; |
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GAAZ
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| Posted: Thu May 22, 2008 3:04 pm Post subject: |
I think this is more suited for the NEWS thread. >_>
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Ming
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| Posted: Thu May 22, 2008 3:25 pm Post subject: |
| GAAZ wrote: | | I'm watching you. |
And I'm watching YOU!
Seriously...this news is too big to have to be shared with a bunch of lesser stories. |
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GAAZ
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| Posted: Thu May 22, 2008 4:50 pm Post subject: |
Would have been better if the donkey was imprisoned for lewd acts at a donkey show. |
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Tobias
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| Posted: Thu May 22, 2008 6:51 pm Post subject: |
and then, it would be in the adult threads. |
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| Posted: Thu May 22, 2008 9:23 pm Post subject: |
What adult threads? |
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Al the DLOE
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| Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 2:09 am Post subject: |
i think that was the point ole smoky. if any one goes into real adult here, I...er they... get yelled at for being outside the rules. could be worse...the donkey could have been trying to cross the border to see an american horse to produce an anchor mule, putting him on the path to citizenship... or it could have been trafficking drugs into California while crossing to be an extra in a western. |
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