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Sperrit
Chosen of Earth



Gender: Gender:Male
Joined: 16 Oct 2002
PostPosted: Tue Mar 25, 2003 4:54 pm    Post subject:

"Don't belittle society. Only those who can't get in do that."

"You're unique! Just like everyone else!"

"I'm Henery the eigth I am...."

Join the fun Fox

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Kettle, Burden of Compassion, one of the Four Pans of the PO-pocalypse

Honor, Faith, Valor- The Code of the Darkenenvar
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Wins 24 - Losses 16
Level 8
EXP: 1125
HP: 2460
Eligible for battle!
STR: 800
END: 830
ACC: 810
AGI: 760
Terramyr (Sword)
(300 - 380)
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Doot
Cute and Non-Abrasive Hyper Hypo



Gender: Gender:Female
Joined: 15 Sep 2002
PostPosted: Fri Mar 28, 2003 11:02 am    Post subject:

The Quotable Steven Wright

Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.

Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.

I bought some batteries, but they weren't included.

I have an existential map. It has 'You are here' written all over it.

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place.

I was walking down the street wearing glasses when the prescription ran out.

If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer?

It doesn't make a difference what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature.

It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it.

Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.

Last night somebody broke into my apartment and replaced everything with exact duplicates... When I pointed it out to my roommate, he said, 'Do I know you?'

Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish.

My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.

There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.

What's another word for Thesaurus?

When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.'

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

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Doot vanishes fast.
"Is it wind that makes that sound?"
"No. It is your doom."

"Makai shotto!" (Yeah, I'm sexy ain't I!)
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Wins 60 - Losses 60
Level 11
EXP: 7293
HP: 2500
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STR: 800
END: 850
ACC: 920
AGI: 930
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(360 - 440)
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Aiman
Demon Knight


Age: 43
Gender: Gender:Male
Joined: 14 Jan 2003
PostPosted: Fri Mar 28, 2003 3:41 pm    Post subject:

Girl:"So sir, why do you want a younger brother ?"
Homer's brain: "Dont say revenge dont say revenge..."
Homer: "Revenge !!"
Homer's brain: "Thats it, Im out of here !!"

*Homer's brain walks away and shuts a door*

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Level 3
EXP: 767
HP: 2050
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STR: 850
END: 600
ACC: 750
AGI: 500
Malaikat, Syaitan & Skye (Blades)
(220 - 280)
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Sperrit
Chosen of Earth



Gender: Gender:Male
Joined: 16 Oct 2002
PostPosted: Fri Mar 28, 2003 7:01 pm    Post subject:

"Dude... we're trapped in a broom closet, slowly losing air with no way to get out... how could things get any worse!?"
"We could be outside."
"What are you talking about?"
"Well, the reason that I was hiding in the closet in the first place is because I had been taking care of a bunch of dobermans for a friend. But I had kinda forgot to feed them... for a week."
"What!? What the heck is wrong with... hey... where's Stormy?"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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Kettle, Burden of Compassion, one of the Four Pans of the PO-pocalypse

Honor, Faith, Valor- The Code of the Darkenenvar
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Wins 24 - Losses 16
Level 8
EXP: 1125
HP: 2460
Eligible for battle!
STR: 800
END: 830
ACC: 810
AGI: 760
Terramyr (Sword)
(300 - 380)
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Selrahc the Evil
true Evil's creator




Joined: 18 Mar 2003
PostPosted: Fri Mar 28, 2003 9:34 pm    Post subject:

"You're out of your mind."
"Yeah.. Ain't it cool?"
~Broken Arrow~

This sounds like me Nod

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"Stray into the Shadows and I will consume you"

~Selrahc~
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Selrahc the Evil
true Evil's creator




Joined: 18 Mar 2003
PostPosted: Fri Mar 28, 2003 10:46 pm    Post subject:

Here is another qoute for you.
"You ever met anyone you didn't kill?"
"Well I haven't killed you yet..."
° Lethal Weapon
Very Happy

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~Selrahc~
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Sperrit
Chosen of Earth



Gender: Gender:Male
Joined: 16 Oct 2002
PostPosted: Tue May 13, 2003 2:19 pm    Post subject:

"Just give me enough time and enough jellybeans and I'll have the answer!"

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Kettle, Burden of Compassion, one of the Four Pans of the PO-pocalypse

Honor, Faith, Valor- The Code of the Darkenenvar
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Wins 24 - Losses 16
Level 8
EXP: 1125
HP: 2460
Eligible for battle!
STR: 800
END: 830
ACC: 810
AGI: 760
Terramyr (Sword)
(300 - 380)
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Ming
DOOM!



Gender: Gender:Male
Joined: 13 Jan 2003
PostPosted: Thu May 22, 2003 1:06 am    Post subject:

"Life goes by pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you might miss it." Ahh Ferris...so wise...

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Spinning around and being graceful looks cool, but then someone comes along and cuts something off, and the fight is over.
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Wins 41 - Losses 44
Level 10
EXP: 5223
HP: 2300
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STR: 900
END: 700
ACC: 1000
AGI: 800
Equitas (Sword)
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