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Skylah
Hips Don't Lie
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Joined: 25 Mar 2003 |
 Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2003 5:01 am Post subject: |
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs.
And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can i do?
Signed
Desperate
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Dear Desperate
First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Try entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0. If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.
Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create snoringloudly.wav files.
Whatever you do , DO NOT install Mother-In-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it has limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider additional software to improve memory and performance.
One more to add, force-usage of Husband 1.0 will cause rejection or deletion of Wife 1.0 program totally.
Good Luck,
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shadokastur
Patience to see and strength to do. That is all.
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Joined: 26 Jan 2003 |
| Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2003 3:24 pm Post subject: |
Very funny...heh heh heh.
I'm sure if she got the latest version of Wild Intimate Relations ver 6.9 she would see better performance from the flower and jewelry applications. Since the WIR 6.9 program is an add-on that Husband 1.0 is very compatible with, Husband 1.0 is very likely to request Windows to make more RAM available :p thereby using the flower and jewelry applications to increase performance of Husband 1.0 and possibly upgrading to General Upkeep 4.2.
*Note: Overclocking of WIR 6.9 for "optimum preformance" may require multi-system networking, necessitating the installation of new Motherboard in order to handle the new application requirements.*
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Katana
is a confusion burrito.
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Joined: 22 Jan 2003 |
| Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2003 5:45 pm Post subject: |
hee. nice addition, Shado. ^^ Back in my day, we only had husband 0.4
yea!
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Sperrit
Chosen of Earth
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Joined: 16 Oct 2002 |
| Posted: Thu May 15, 2003 8:49 pm Post subject: |
BWA HA HA HA HAAAAAAA!
Beer 6.1 and Happy Hour 7.0! That's great!
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Ming
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| Posted: Thu May 22, 2003 2:02 am Post subject: |
Yeah, those are really funny. |
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