official injury thread - you think yours is the worst? post it

[Tobias]

well...im not one to have many broken bones...mainly because i am careful, but i have had some injuries:

I got a hairline fracture on my wrist when snowboarding. I fell back and kind of landed on my hand.

I broke my pinky toe (like its really that important), when jumping over my brother, i hit it and broke it over the old coffee table in our basement. That kind of hurt

also, i hold a record for most blood lost from bloody noses. Ive had a problem with my bloody nose since kindegarden...and they have been a constant pain in the arse since then. And just recently this year, i finally got it fixed by getting it quarerized (yyyyyup, chemicals up my nose...burns quite a bit), because i bled too much, and i got blood all over my clothes, as well as started to feel lightheaded, and kind of hallucinate.

Also, for a nice finisher, i hold the record for the most burns (1st, 2nd, and 3rd degree) Funny thing is that most of the burns were caused by coleman lanterns...in case you dont know, coleman lanterns have a glass outside that is right up to the mantle. They get REALLY HOT!

that is all

[Mika]

oooooo hot stuff burns!LOL! Yeah I slways get bad nosebleeds but never bad enough to have chemicals shot up my nostirls! LOL! HEHEHE,....... SORRY TOBIAS! You just don't hear that often so it was kinda funny, or maybe not cus of the yucky blood part,sooo sorry bout that!!!!!OOOO snowboarding sounds scary I sled and ski! LOL! Well kinda! OOOO and back to the goalie thing, I almost always forget to wear a chest pad and boy does it hurt when your pegged up there! OOOO Once I was hit right in the cheek with a lax ball during a game! My cheek made me lok like a chipmunk with nuts stuffed in my cheeks! LOL! Thats what my friends thought!

[Righty The Wonder Ghoul]

i broke my nose landing face first on a hard taught trampoline jumping from a rope tied to a tree. and if you wanna talk injuries, ask my dad, the clumsiest man alive. he holds the urinal cake for most obscure injuries.

[reaper]

I took a pick axe to the head

[jezzy]

you dont want me to get into my brothers injuries...ok im going to anyways...he has stitches in his forhead because someone was chopping down the door with an axe and it went through to his head...he had to have stitches from hitting his head on the fireplace...he has stitches from flying over the handle bars to his bike...he has stitches from speakers falling on his head...geezz he has so many stitches i cant even remember all of them...anyways those are the stitches with the best stories...

[Righty The Wonder Ghoul]

ok, my dad:
he dropped a switchblade which fell into his knee behind the kneecap but in front of the rest of the leg.
he walked into a door.
he closed the garage door on the top of his head.
he slammed a beer bottle on the table when he was 20 causing it to break and cut into his hand through the arteries.
he pulled the wheel off of a hand truck and it got stuck so he gave it a quick tug and nailed himself in the face.
he has done some other things i cant remember

[Tobias]

one word

Ouchies

that is all

[Mika]

OOOO THATS A GOOD LIST! lol! Sorry bout your dad! :0

[BWS-1]

Got hit by a truck while ridding my bike, last November, I got pushed from the sidewalk to the middle lane in the 3 lane wide street. I still suffer from my knee injuries

Suprisingly, my bike wasn't damaged at all, well, maybe the fact that my left leg was cought in between the front of the truck and the frame of my bike somewaht protected my frame (but smashed my leg).

Meh, I'll post some more! If I can remember them. x-x

[Senkir]