The Running Saga - Today, we go nuts!

Aindriahhn · Auralyth: Chosen of Wind Gender: Joined: 25 Sep 2002

"Haaa Haaaa Ha"

"Bill Gates will never learn"

Akira · Ambers biotch Age: 35 Gender: Joined: 27 Oct 2002

Akira stands there...head tilted down and arms by his side with an evil look on his face. he pulls out his swor and hears the little gleam of it as it exits its invisible sheath. he jumps into the air completing two backflips and then lands on his feet slashing a snakes head off and kicking another through a wall and watches it land in the bathroom with bill gates. akira shoots a ball of energy at the perv on the toilet. smoke and dust clears and hes laying on the ground with a key. akira walks over and picks the key up and walks over to a machine thats labled main interet service breaker. akira then pulls out his sword and taps the machine on the side only to see it blow up sending people through walls and stuff. bill gates is standing on the other side with a hsml (heat seaking missle launcher) akira gets up with the rest of the rs team. they all stare at bill and they all look from eachother and back to him.
he then takes off his glasses and wipes the sweat off his head, laughing.
"you all thought you could beat me"?
he then puts his arms in a charging position and his eyes roll to the back of his head and he grows...alot. he looks at the rs team and flies at us all attempting to kill. akira flies up and slashes at his leg and leaves merely a scrape. he lands and puts his sword away.
were goona need alot of power for this biotch.

Aindriahhn · Auralyth: Chosen of Wind Gender: Joined: 25 Sep 2002

*Aindriahhn dissappears and runs back in the Sciler suit*

*Bill Gates sees him*

*Bill Gates gouges out his eyes and tears the skin from his face just before exploding in a blast of poorly made, ten year old computer parts*

*Aindriahhn changes back.*

Akira · Ambers biotch Age: 35 Gender: Joined: 27 Oct 2002

well ain, now we have killed bill gates!!!

-crowd cheers-

but he was the only one who knew how to turn the internet back on....

Diablo · Host of Kirahaad Gender: Joined: 12 Apr 2003

Diablo walks by picking up some the parts of Bill Gates not noticing anyone els "Hmm i wonder will this make a......."Sees everyone is stairing at him"Eh..Gadda GO!"Diablo backs up slowly then runs off to the left threw the doo that marked Internet and Exit.

Aindriahhn · Auralyth: Chosen of Wind Gender: Joined: 25 Sep 2002

"We could find his brain and hack into it?"

Akira · Ambers biotch Age: 35 Gender: Joined: 27 Oct 2002

akira sees a rat pick the brain up with its teeth and swallow it whole. Oh no you dont...akira jumps up and the matrix kicks in all around him...whoa...this is pretty cool...

the rat then jumps up and does a backflip flying straight for akiras face, but seconds before contact shimano appears in front of akiras face chopping the rat in half...akira picks up the rat ripping it apart pulling the brain out...
-walks toward ain-

here you go, but akira then slips on the rats bladder falling accidently throwing the brain out the window for it to fall 500 feet and hit the ground with a big splat disentigrating it to nothing...

Diablo · Host of Kirahaad Gender: Joined: 12 Apr 2003

"O god what is this?Damn you kids im trying to take stuff and yall throw brains at me?i mean im looking around." Runs away with brain on him.

Aindriahhn · Auralyth: Chosen of Wind Gender: Joined: 25 Sep 2002

"Well, There is the spare brain I stole from the freezer"
*Aindriahhn hacks into the brain and turns the internet on, everyone returns in the space ship thingy to where ever the hell they game from and the damn story finally ends forever*

*FOR EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

Minosheep · Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2003 2:03 am Post subject:

A super-villain named Cornholio suddenly intercepts the ship!

"I AM CORNHOLIO! I NEED TP FOR MY BUNGHOLE!"