How to improve the boring sports :D

[Dubcee]

Golf:
This one is quite easy. Replace the golf course with a mine field. Getting to the ball is half the battle!

Badminton:
Gunpowder in the birdy. That'll make the sucker fly.

Curling:
Rather than aim at a bullseye, aim for a real person. Person is picked at random from the audience. Attach sharp things to the rock. Hilarity will ensue.

Baseball: Replace ball with shotput. Decrease distance from pitcher to batter. Replace bases with mines. To get a player out, one must hit him with the shotput. Do you try for the home, or do you get hit with the shotput?

NASCAR: Add right turns and tracks that are more than a long, round straightaway.

Fishing: Put fishermen in small canoes out on the Atlantic Ocean. Use bleeding steaks disguised as sea creatures for bait. Those who live win.

Add your own

[Silver Adept]

Oh... that's horrible.

But they have done the NASCAR one... they introduced a few road courses this year.

[Ming]

I heard George Carlin do something like this on some talk show one night. I don't remember much of them, but he said that in baseball, if the pitcher hits the batter, the batter is out. If you have some real accurate pitchers, the game'll be over in like a half hour.

[GAAZ]

It's also one of his stand-up bits that he did a while back the epidomy of sports bein live television of Kansas being fenced in.

Within the fence are four sections. Section one contains all the serial killers in prison right now. Section two features all the convicted rapists. Section three includes all the drug addicts. Section four was homosexuals I think (I know he said something to that effect but not sure.) Now all four of these sections are connected so each can come and go as the please.

On the outside however are doors that sporadically open for 1 second and one second only in alternating places. Then he said beer can sponsor it and the gay side's slogan can be, "This Puds for you."

So yeah..I like George Carlin (Hence why I memorized most of his bits...Like 7 dirty words.)

[Dubcee]

I would actually pay to watch that fence sport thing. Make actual use of prisoners o.O

[Tobias]

i got a different approch to curling:

Instead of a sharp thingy, and aiming for a target, replace said block with a hand grenade, and aim for the other team

That'll get em to be REAL olympic quality

That is all