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Big_Panda
Junior Otaku
Joined: 19 May 2003 |
 Posted: Sun Nov 02, 2003 5:17 am Post subject: [FFXI]Help the Panda. |
So I'm in San D'oria and I get the "deliver this salve to my husband" quest from a lady. I figure "Hmmm, seems easy enough"....
So I can't find the guy and it takes me two hours and some help from the awesome folks on the linkshell to tell me where he is. At that point I'm like "Aaveleon, I don't know WHAT this salve is for, but it better be something serious, like Elvaan Groin Chiggers, for me to have gone through this."
I figure the reward'll be something decent, and lo and behold I got some Bronze subligars, or whatever. "Ooooh!" thought I, "mo' better armor!" and I equipped them RIGHT AWAY...and to my horror, THIS was the result:
My reward for assuring a Elvaan sentry would not spend his night trying to subtly scratch himself in front of his comrades is apparently I LOSE MY FREAKIN' PANTS in favor of BRONZE GARTER BELTS.
This is the weirdest game EVER.
I can't help defend San D'oria like this. Plus, the only armor I could afford was the jaunty little chapeau you see above, which unfortunately increased my Fruit Factor by 100000000000000000000 and 1/2. And I don't want to fight a friggin' FUNGUAR with the Boys exposed like that. It's just not COOL. I look like a Colombian drug lord's candy boy.
So at any rate, if anyone playing the game on Ragnorok in San D'oria has got a SPARE PAIR OF PANTS (that's hopefully decent armor as well) please, send them my way. That is all.
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BWS-1
Otaku Lord
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Joined: 25 Sep 2002 |
| Posted: Sun Nov 02, 2003 6:17 am Post subject: |
OMG, can we play shirtless too? If so I'd be sooo adding that to the top of my top 100 reasons to buy this game  |
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Aiman
Demon Knight
Age: 43
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Joined: 14 Jan 2003 |
| Posted: Sun Nov 02, 2003 9:49 am Post subject: |
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA !!!!!
Sorry dood, but I dont even have an armor. Im only at lvl 3 and Im going shopping at the moment for new weapons and armor to see if I can afford any.
Anyway, you look... ummm... happy !! lol :p
*Edit: This is me on a Full moon lit night of bunny bashing !!! Like my party partner likes to call'it.
http://aimanskylah.tripod.com/cgi-bin/pics/ffxiaiman_001.jpg
copy and paste to another webpage.
PS
We should change the name of this thread to FFXI Anecdotes and stories !!!  lol Just a thought !! I think its funny !! |
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Minosheep
Doesn't get a custom rank.
Age: 36
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Joined: 27 Oct 2002 |
| Posted: Wed Nov 05, 2003 12:54 am Post subject: |
No way dude, you look awesome. No way do you look like a fr00t.
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Sciler
Mistress
Age: 46
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Joined: 15 Sep 2002 |
| Posted: Wed Nov 05, 2003 12:02 pm Post subject: |
~whistles at Panda's Manties~  |
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GAAZ
MOD Black Sheep Commander
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Joined: 14 Oct 2002 |
| Posted: Wed Nov 05, 2003 12:06 pm Post subject: |
Don't worry Panda..We met you and real life and we know yer all man...No matter how homo-erotic your character is we still know yer the man with the plan. |
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Afroforce
Junior Otaku
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Joined: 16 Oct 2003 |
| Posted: Wed Nov 05, 2003 9:12 pm Post subject: |
*Whistles* Hey Salior.
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Mephisto
Rookie
Joined: 08 Dec 2003 |
| Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2003 11:00 pm Post subject: |
Dont worry, i felt the same way when i did that quest. Look kaz, now im a level6 hume manwhore!!!!  |
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SaitoH
Senior Otaku
Joined: 02 Oct 2002 |
| Posted: Thu Dec 11, 2003 8:50 am Post subject: |
Big Panda: Best. Post. Ever.
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