The Matrix Revolutions

Shino · Posted: Mon Nov 17, 2003 3:30 pm Post subject:

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Well I have to say I disagree with BWS' romance rating. I thought there was more in the second one... especially since you see them in bed together.

As for this one, I thought it was good. However, I thought the last fight between Neo and Smith was a bad live action Goku vs Vegeta.

Dock scene rawked.
Neomi (sp?) was one bad a$$ chick.

And I loved when the captian of the ship said "I didn't know this ship could do that"

GAAZ · MOD Black Sheep Commander Gender: Joined: 14 Oct 2002

It's oficial, I have no friends that want to see this movie...And I still hate goin to theaters alone..*sigh* DVD here I come! WEE!

Skylah · Hips Don't Lie Gender: Joined: 25 Mar 2003

I'll go wif u Az.. wut time u comin and pickin me up??

Lewis Black · Lewis M.S. Black Joined: 07 Oct 2003

Yea the Neo/Smith fight was like that #$%damn DBZ thing. With the flying and explosions and stuff. Blah!

GAAZ · MOD Black Sheep Commander Gender: Joined: 14 Oct 2002

Umm, I think the timezones are different between AZ and Malaysia...By the time I go there it'd Be on DVD here.

Lewis Black · Lewis M.S. Black Joined: 07 Oct 2003

Neo: Smith! I shall defeat you know! By the power of the Matrix, Ph34r |\/|y Rath!

SMith: Fool, I shall 0wnz0r you and you n00b friends! My power level is 1,500,000!

Neo: Oh yea, well, my power level, is 2 million and I'm "The One"!

Smith: But you are...still only...HUMAN! EEEEYA!

*Neo and Smith fight DBZ style, while I play FFTA*

Me: Farking judges, damn you and your no Black Magic rule. Eat out of my butt!

ZG35 · Junior Otaku Gender: Joined: 04 Oct 2003

*cheers and agreement with Lewis for once again being 'that guy who doesn't give a fuck what others think and know exactly how to bitch out AND make fun of things'*

Lewis Black · Lewis M.S. Black Joined: 07 Oct 2003

I hate the ending for Revolutions. My god. I think this is they're way of saying "Its not over until you buy Matrix Online and pay us ungodly amounts of money in order to get some closure! Sorry audience, but your ending is in another castle! No, she will not come back! But feel free to make up some fanfiction about those indian kids being the next "The One" while we buy 100 dollar prostitutes in order to satisfy our geekly love needs because god forbid if a normal girl finds us attractive!". I greatly dispise this. You know what I think happens? Neo gets gutted by the machines and every resistance member gets blasted, maimed, and or crushed. Then the rest of humanity is forever locked in the wonderous world of the Matrix. All of this is played a la America's Funniest Home Videos. With Bob Sagat. Making quips and shitty voice overs to film of the sentinels killling every "free" human. There's also a laugh track everytime someone gets killed. Its great fun. When its all over the AFHM theme cues up and credits role. After the credits the words "Thanks for wasting your time and money with this movie, jerkface! Make sure to get your complimentary punch in the face by the retarted kid in the front."

Jim Bont · Rookie Joined: 02 Sep 2003

Revolutions was awesome. It was almost, almost as good as the first, awesome special effects, great fight scenes. They did leave a lot of things open which kinda pissed me off, i man you could make a whole nother movie just from what they left open. BUt other then leaving some loose ends, good movie

Retaw · Rookie Joined: 23 Nov 2003

I didn't really think that the Neo and Smith fight was like DBZ. I saw it more like the way Kamui & Fuma was fighting in the X TV series. By the way both of them was spiraling at each other in the air and stuff. Plus I don't recall either of them throwing energy balls at each other so it was nothing like a DBZ fight.